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In the spirit of the last Random Page, this new page will contain the rest of the collection of top ten lists. Also I just add random comments and pictures in when I like, however I do not update stuff once it's been added. So everything new will just get added to the bottom.
seriously, that's not even photoshopped, all pictures on here are real
Picture from the Tokyo Zoo
Top Ten Things I'm Going To Miss About Junior Year of College
1) 5:30, cupping people, throwing chairs, dare I say HOT DINNER GIRL?, our office caught on fire!
2) Nascar in 216, Jeff Gordon's real good, Kasey Kahne, Lil E, Tony Stewart.
3) Any of the numerous 143 Heath parties.
4) Special Dinners
5) The RA staff, bunch of pirates, planeteers, and video games on duty, pittbull and poddle.
6) Football, the hitmen, 9-3 on the year, and playing football in the front yard and back yard.
7) Mario Tennis, Daisy and Yoshi are too good as teammates
8) Dilih.
9) Things that will forever mark this crazy school year include........Facebook, Pope John Paul II, December Tsunami, elections in Iraq, Backstreet Boys come back...again, NHL misses an entire season, Steroids in sports, Baseball goes before congress: The Patriots, Red Sox, UNC, USC, all win championships: Santa Claus died (nah just kidding, that man's fucking invincible), bunch of murder cases on tv, Michael Jackson goes to court, Smarty Jones we all love you and your quest for the Triple Crown, Is reality TV done with yet? I mean insurance companies honestly had the greatest idea for a reality show and no one even made it, 50 Cent's beef with well everyone.
10) The great times I had with everyone, it was an amazing year, let's do one more....
Top Twenty Sayings of Professor Snyder (Bio 215: Biochemistry)
I know, top 20, but I can do what I want.
1) On the Overhead he writes A + B ---> C as a reaction...
then he says.... "if you're A, ummmm Arthur, and want to date B, ummm Betty, then you're going to need to collide. My son went to school at Cal Tech, where there are 75% guys, it was hard to find Betty's on campus, so the reaction shifted."
2) "But it's called mid-blue, and to me it's dark blue, it's not in the middle of the blue range, I showed it to my wife and she said...why don't you call it mid-night blue?"
3) "B-form is inactive, and my memory trick is....b stands for 'bummer it doesn't work'. "
4) "There are people in lab who can't use a rotary dial phone, they're only used to cell phones. My wife said at her school there are kids who can't tell time on a clock, it's really sad"
5) "you know there are no hydrogens here because there are no white balls"
6) "So water near polar groups that are bonding, is sorta like the Civil Rights Era... FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST!, WE'RE FREE AT LAST!"
7) "My plastic is sliding, it's not very tense"
8) "There's one protein that ends in ARGASM, I found that exciting, I haven't found one with my name yet"
9) "Why is this seal up here looking more like a dog than a tuna fish?"
10) "I only made 100 copies cause I figure only about half of you are here"
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11) "in any case, I'm rambling, and we need to do other things" (so true)
12) "I don't know if you people watch television, but there's this man who owns a Chevy Dealership on Grand Island and he says 'IT'S HUGE! IT'S HUGE!' and that's sorta like this enzyme"
13) "My wife is a high school teacher, she teaches calculus and stuff at an all girls school, and I guess girls must really love stickers, cause she has every sticker imaginable, so I put a sticker on your essays cause I was bored"
14) "I woke up in the middle of the night and I've been thinking about this for months, but I'm no comfortable with saying that breaking up this group is unfavorable. Cause it's completely not."
15) "Nucleophile, I was trying to think of something to help you last night, cause 'phile' means love, and all I could think of was petophile, which is when adults have an abnormal sexual attraction to children"
16) "So if you were to consider your body to be a doughnut and something needed to travel from your mouth to your intestine, it wouldn't really enter your body, just a channel really, like the hole in this doughnut"
17) "Suppose we were going to take a plane to New York City from here, but we had to walk to Rochester to get to the plane, it'd probably take a deal longer to get to Rochester"
18) "You would know if you said to the molecules, let's go to a low pH, you'd know what would happen"
19) "This is my cow picture, I know, doesn't look like it, but for legal reasons I'm no longer allowed to use this for our book, so this is what we've got, (writes Moo next to it), there now it's more of a cow"
20) "So 10 Lt.'s call up 100 Sgt.'s, and they call up 1000 Privates, now you've got 1000 privates active thanks to one general. See, a cascade"
Top Ten Teams I've Been On This Year(2004-2005)
1) Team Dilih.
2) Team Leon
3) The Hitmen
4) Skittles
5) The Dodge-Testicals
6) The Average Jacks
7) Moustaches of Fire
8) Team Eddyhands
9) Team 'hiv' positive
10) Team Vomitting Dragons
Top Ten Things That Probably Disappointed People
1) The Liberty Bell
2) The Leaning Tower of Piza
3) London Bridge
4) Y2K Bug
5) Matrix Revolutions...seriously though
6) Pet Rocks
7) The first condom of the 97% accurate type that didn't work
8) The Spanish Armada
9) Wide Right/The Buffalo Bills
10) Tootsie-Pops
Top Ten Lines from My Summer Weekend in Bufffalo 6/10 - 6/12
1) "where ya'll going? New pooty, New pooty on da block!"
2) "They have some really nice appliances" (mac in the middle of a party while we're in the kitchen)
3) "Brigid said everyone's going swimming" (Joel Beatty Jr.)
4) "oh, yea I do know her, she IS a bitch" (Timmmy)
5) "we could steal a baby"
6) "I found this in a magazine"...."it's red though"
7) "yea we were lucky there wasn't anything laced in there, or you guys would have come home and I'd be licking the wall paper...naked....standing next to mac....naked"
8) "SINCE YOU'VE BEEEEEN GONNE!!" -----or if you'd like---- "THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST OF YOU!!!" (I think I even caught smiff singing since you've been gone while he was sitting on the log by the river)
9) "we'll just rack it up as groceries"
10) (so when Mac says "Grills" it comes out sounding like "Girls" and we pull up to the state park office and Mac goes...)
"Are there alot of Gr-irls in there?"
and this park ranger lady starts laughing at him and goes...
"oh yea we're loaded, down by the beach"
Top Ten Quotes From My Sister's(Shannon) Wedding Weekend
1) "Holiday Inn, that's where I want to be, chillin at the holiday innnn" -Sam and I in unison
2) "holy crap.....holy carp, oh, I think I used all my funny on that one right there" - Me on the carp that died in the lake from the herpes coy virus, all 20,000 of them
3) ""What's this?" - Sam
"the water you ordered" - Bartender at the Cherry Lounge
"I don't have fruit in my water" - Sam
(As Sam in a drunk state leans over and throws the lemon from his water on the floor)
4) "what are you like a 32 B?" - Sam
"I think that's a little high" - Female Bartender at the Cherry Lounge
"so you're like a 30 B?" - Sam
"they don't make them in a size 30" - Bartender
"hey sam, we should go drinking in Vermont sometime" - Me
"the whores in Vermont show us their titties" -Sam
(needless to say the last comment invoked a great look from the female bartender)
5) "I believe in your religion they call this a HHH... Chupah?"
6) "I was dying, it was like an oven in there" - Me
"you had to make that comment because I'm jewish didn't you?" - Saul
7) "what are you doing?" - Shannon
"smoking" - My Dad(drunk)
"no, no you're not" - Shannon
(as my dad would light a cigarette, take two puffs and throw it to the ground, then light another)
8) "get up we really need to have a chat in the kitchen" - My Dad
9) "now REALLY isn't a good time, Sammy" - Jayme
(sam called Jayme at 2am on his wedding day, but now we know why it wasn't a good time)
10) "what are you drinking?" - Amy
"captain and coke" - Me
"ME TOO!" - Amy
"we should dance with them.....wow, this is weird, we're the only people on the dance floor with drinks in our hands" - Me
The List Originally Produced on Mang Mountain...
Things that make you gay
- reading (words)
- Foresight
- not internally bleeding
- swimming
- liking things
- emotions
- conscience
- redundancy
- not loving BB Guns
- context
- guys touching girls
- sheets
- flora/fauna
- fun of any kind
- the word "hobby"
- noble gases
- hypoglycemia
- leather
- math majors
- games
- parking
- convienence
- and finally, Whitey!
there you go, just so you know...lol
Top Twelve Memories from Summer 2005
1) Camping for Jayme's Bachelor Party in Massachutes...that was a good time
2) Weekend in Buffalo with the a whole bunch of the crew
3) Getting special pizza and watching talk sex at Carly's, while I stayed over in Albany, so I didn't have to drive straight to massachutes
4) Party at Ronald's Camp!, so gliders shouldn't be soaked in lighter fluid?
5) Working at Wegmans again, "I'm pimpin' hard in the parking lot" - Mike Jones, special friends
6) Shannon's Wedding, she's my big sis
7) The weekend at Mang Mountain, gay lists, rocks, pong, races, DEFINITELY
8) Hanging out with Joey, Dres, John, and others at that creepy old victorian house, trying not to break things, watching batman begins(it's no XXX, or Fast and Furious, or Tears of the Sun, but it was FUCKING AWESOME).
9) 3rd Annual Eric Andrichuck memorial BasketBall Tournament...Jake did you score a point?
10) Camping with Winston, Dana, and Jason...fending off bears with bottle rockets, people falling out of chairs over 2lb. rocks, OOOPPPPSSSS, everyone passing out, the biggest tent I've ever seen, that camp site rocked
11) Bergman Park Childrens Memorial Run 2005
12) DQ with the Jungle...NO JEN I'm not going home with you, I don't care if your parents aren't there, birthday parties in burger king with flooding bathrooms annoying moms on cell phones and party favors, playing frisbee, I am Jack Lee...just for the record
Top Ten Things From the Trip to Albany...
1)--Carly's Step-father..."what do you want for your birthday"
----jonjon..."a go-cart!"
2) stopping at mcdonalds and getting $.99 in change, thanks guy
3) Now that's only about 35% I want to hear 40%...man, if that guy wasn't Carly's Rockstar boyfriend
4) I feel like I'm climbing into a wrestling ring...TAG TEAM!
5) Random crowd fights and guys with their shirts off?
6) BIRTHDAY SONGS, where are you?
7) wrestling with jon jon and erin, man, what fun games
8) lots of music and driving
9)--"why'd you do that?"
----"I'm really pissed off"
10) One fucking awesome concert, and lots of fun stuff
Top Ten Things of 2005
1) Non-athletic athletic competitions.... EA Memorial, Amy King 5k, Bergman Park Childrens Memorial Run, The Scavenger Hunt
2) Shannon's Wedding
3) One crazy summer of trips everywhere...buffalo, massachutes, albany, mang mountain, and everywhere else I can't remember
4) 530 and Special Dining....can't leave this off, misewell throw in Nascar 2005 for PS2 as well
5) My favorite party spots...143 Heath, Southlake, Aaron's camp, 9th Floor girls room, Molly's, or just my room
6) 21st Birthday
7) RA training, spirit award winners, repeat linda yalem team theme winners, video games during duty, mario kart, and every other stupid thing we've ever done...
8) Special Interest Parties....Shirt n Tie party, Jell-O Wrestling, Aaron's BBQ, Halloween, Toga Party(and the walk home or not home)
9) Sports games...mostly basketball games, going to cleveland, smiff's chocolate milk, free winter hats, the bat cave, HORNS! for one game at least
10) Random Stupid things....
yoshi and daisy, dilih, backyard football, intramural sports, physics chats, hoodrat, walks home, early nights, sprint cat, sherrif's on duty, april fools pranks, making spears while camping, Team DeBoy, mario kart, pimpin' hard in the parking lot, Kathryn Medler's notes or Hollingers Blazers---fuck that---brains in a briefcase is way funnier, never ever ever making sunday or saturday morning brunch, chicken finger pizza(cfp), Jack Lee turkeys, jumping off 13 story buildings in downtown buffalo, shots of "tequila", Thursdays at Mollys, snowball fights, pick up games of football, drunken video games, Our Lady Peace concerts - getting punched, I'm Jack Lee, BK birthday parties in the jungle, passing out under trees, harassment dates with salad, Laguna Beach, Tetris, MOHAA, 2am football in the loop study breaks
....
so many quotes, stupid things and events that just didn't make the list, but whatever, to 2006!!
Top Ten AIM Abbreviations
1) lol or LOL
2) LMAO
3) brb
4) ttyl
5) idk
6) idc
7) w/e
8) nm
9) g2g or gtg
10) k
Top Ten New Years Eve 2006 Memories
1) Art: "I'm like the only person that has friends visit"
Sergei: "that's not true, Krista visited"
Eric from the bedroom: "She is not my friend"
2) Flying elbows
3) sledding and football
4) The smell and taste rating liquor game, at 5pm
5) monster hamburgers and improv rum n pepsi's
6) Chicken Patties and Pasta
7) Sleeping in Play Dough
8) "I'm the drunkest person in the world"...."I just rolled in dog shit"
9) jumping on the floor and writing on walls....even if you weren't such a fan
10) Jesssss'ssss snoring and cleptos
I know I know, I haven't done a top ten in a while, I mean the last one's New Years and it's July...
so here we go
Top Ten Things about Second Semester Senior Year
1) Finishing off what we started in style
2) Lots I mean lots of work....sometimes, like turning in a final paper the day after I graduated at 10am...bummer.
3) Hanging out in the locked lounge at like 4am, getting yelled at for throwing candy back, my sweet programs everyone came to when I had them :-X, hockey!, oooppssss, losing keys in the big lecture hall on south...well sorta, wanna go to hubies?, playing in Niagara Falls Blvd., toys-R-us, barbie kites, "I bonded with one of your residents today"...."do you mean eddie?"
Good Luck in the Future Porter Staff.
4) Parties....let's see, Jell-O wrestling, 530 Reunion 2, Beach Party, Power Hour, Mario Kart night, Sergei's Grad Party/After-MAC party(that was one long night), walking home from south campus in the rain, wandering around south lake with welby, playing bball by alumni semi-drunk! (nice place to piss maxon), I probably forgot a ton, but I don't care....you'll remember em anyways
5) SPRING FEST! Our Lady Peace for the 3rd time in one year!, that was pretty sweet, not getting punched, handing out beers and pregaming at Hadley, Egg Toss?, good times
6) Skee-Pong, like I'd leave this off, it was real fun like that.
7) OozeFest!, wooo, too cold, but so much fun, Rum+Yoohoo+Coacoa Puffs = Breakfast for team Rumplestiltskin Was A Good Man. LOL, good times, lil muddy too.
8) Spring Break Trip to Stony Brook, almost leaving Chris at the airport, 19 pillows on one bed, good times
9) "ewwwwww I hate you, I get out of class and I'm thinking, wow it's a nice day out, maybe I should walk over by the union home, just in case Jack's over there, and sure enough I round the corner and see this pink Kite flying in the sky, and then I look down and you're standing alone and I started cracking up"
10) Graduation, what you thought I was leaving this out? lol, walking across the stage alone, sitting alone, empty seats all around, getting the nice "what's that" when they announced my name, being so tired I was thinking of sleeping the whole time.
Top Ten Mang Mountain 07/2006 memories/Quotes
1) "dude, it's underwear.....I was making underwear" - Joe during Cranium
2) "this is Thor, he's really friendly"....right
3) "you'll know when he's coming, I mean you can see his headlights like 7 miles away"
4) "soccer was invented by european women while the men were in the kitchen"
5) "gettem Churchill!"
6) "yea, well your cousin's a power dyke"
7) Travis and I playing cranium...
"EHHHHH"..."what?"...."EHHHH"..."The Fonz!"...." dude, finally"
"come here little buddy"..."Elmer Fudd!"..."dude we're so on"
"Jacques Cousteau!"...."wow dude I didn't even do anything that time"
8) "we could play family business"....always answer no to that question
9) one on one beer pong to start off the night
10) winston not passing out, or even breaking the shower
Top Ten Things From Senior Year
1) Trips to Hubies for Fat Platters, CFP, or just to the elli
2) Partying, namely at Hadley, or Heath Street, walking to sue and kristins(buying 40's), 21st Birthdays, going downtown(even though we know how I feel about that), the steer, third base...wait for #10 on this list.
3) RA'ing for one final year, Spirit Award Winners, The Jungle, Rockstars, magnets, kites, hanging out in the lounge, vaginas, getting yelled at, painting, meetings(even when we didn't want to be there), putting fliers in other peoples mailboxes, mystery bra's.....Later Ya'll
4) Snowball FIGHTING, wow, seemed like that was an all night event, but it really only took an hour, chasing each other everywhere, turning that area into a warzone, hiding behind poles, kids yelling from windows and then getting pelted, amazing fun!
5) Thursdays at Mollys....I'll miss you molly's and your $.50 drinks, $5 covers, and $2.50 pitchers.
6) Special Occasions:
530 Reunion dinners - Margarita Ice Cream, Card Games, Flip Cup
South Lake Dance Parties - human chains, basketball, people freaking out, walks home, powerhour that had to be moved to maxon's room for completion!
Toga Party - No way I was leaving this one off the list, Chuck and I's smooth walk home!, an after party, after that party...long night, getting home at like...6am.
Theme Parties - Jell-O wrestling, Beach Party, Power Hour night at Heath, Halloween(chinaman...and beekeeper....RUNS HOME?)
7) Our Lady Peace Concerts! in Albany, Geneseo, and Buffalo!
Driving to albany, birthdays, Danko Jones, 1/5 of Pedestrian, Hanging out, talk sex on tv, drinking straight Malibu Rum, barn bars, the statesman, people fighting, getting punched, akward drives home lol, Pregaming at Hadley, egg toss, tailgating, pizza box "plz honk" signs, handing out beers, getting way up front
8) Hitmen, amazing regular season, always, then playoff collapses, who cares, we're still one of the most consistant intramural football teams ever! like....17-5 now overall! Good luck if you guys play next year...."go on 2"..."what?"...."are you retarded?"..."yes"..."just go tell them in the huddle go on 2, they'll understand"
intramural sports in general, though our basketball and volleyball teams sucked, and I never really got to play on the Morning Afters in football cause I was always hurt.
9) Video Games.... NBA JAM (I own the 2nd half comebacks), WWF Royal Rumble (climb the ropes), MARIO KART TOURNEYS!, MOHAA & MOHPA.
10) NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER going to PJ Bottoms during my 4 year stay at UB, and now that it's closed down, it'll be a life long accomplishment I'd say.
Thanks for all the great times! see everyone around
Top Ten Song Lyrics Right Now
1) "and I know I wasn't right, but it felt so good"
2) "I felt this Earth spin and crash, the end of the world shouldn't come so fast"
3) "I'm in love with the ordinary, I need a simple space to rest my head"
4) "I wish, wishing for you to find your way, and I hold on for all you need, it's all we need to say"
5) "you said you'd light a candle and you'd say a prayer for me, well I feel the light is dimmed and gone"
6) "one day it all comes down to this, you can sink or swim, you can hit or miss"
7) "life is old, but so short, we are young, we want more"
8) "we get one look, I'll show you something that the knife took"
9) "I know I've got close, but I'm sure I'm too far"
10) "I got my veins all tangled close to the jukebox bars you frequent, the safest place to hide"
Top Ten Things From Carly's 21st Bday in Buffalo
1) "yeaaaaaa.....SoHo...........wassss a blast!!!" - Timmy Maxon describing the grindfest at SoHo
2) like 100 hours of driving with ms. weak bladder geesh, and a flat tire I suppose
3) Leaving sunday, I mean monday
4) Leonard losing Flors Keys in the grass, classic Leonard
5) Nature walks at like 5am...forgetting the dairy cause she saved it for last
6) Lots of awkward situations, fuck yea I love awkward situations
7) Jeremy's basement actually being clean, and there being pong played down there
8) the kid that stuck bottle caps to the wall, that was pretty cool, I was solidly impressed
9) Carly riding the buffalo, what a champ
10) hanging out with old friends, I can't put all your names down seriously, but you know who you are. It was good to see you guys!
Top Ten Random (where's jon when I need him?) Things I can Think of
1) Pumpkin
2) Clown
3) Bulldozer
4) spy kit
5) straw
6) batteries
7) grass
8) maroon
9) lace
10) ball
Top Ten Things From Brokeback Mountain 12/29/06
1) The Cooler
2) Lenny and Flor's outfits
3) Mafia
4) Tent City
5) Actually having girls up on brokeback
6) Travis passing out twice, once at like 6pm, then again on top of the fire, only to try to get into the tent with his sleeping bag on fire, good job winston
7) Popcorn! and brutter!
8) Amazing story telling, "cock-a-doodle-do"....."then icey melted to death"...."(siren noises)"
9) Finding the spot from last time, amazing.
10) guys I swear it's not that long of a hike, lol, Leonard Monster carried a 30 pack up there.
Top Ten Things from New Years Eve (2006-2007) in Trumansburg
1) Leonard Monster's Girlfriend!
2) Balloons
3) Reunification with Dilih, sweetness
4) Don't Eat The Broccoli!
5) Eating pound cake, 1lb, it costs a pound?, it weighs a pound? wait guys
6) "Jack get up, you should go downstairs and sleep"....."Nah I'm good"
__"Jack, trust me, go sleep downstairs"......."no, I'm set"
__"Jen's here I need you to go downstairs"...."oh fuck, why didn't you say so?"(as I crawl down the stairs)
7) Leonard Monster falling asleep with his cup, and his festive cake
8) Almost getting hit by a car, I think Jen was the only one who saw how close I came, lol
9) Nature hike in the morning...waking off a hang over
10) Seeing tons of friends, new ones, Dilih, good times opening a new year!, hello 2007, how ya do?
Top Ten Things from Edinboro Trips
1) Skee-Pong, Beer Bonging(or making love, w/e), Pong, Travis' weird game, kings
2) Chris Piper
3) Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers
4) The Stock Market
5) Parents from out of town, lol
6) Pecadillos (too early, and too sweaty)
7) "hey coma bitch!"
8) The Milk Machine
9) laughing for 4 hours straight, and I mean 4 hours....gotta have it
10) Cats!....meow
Return To The Top
Picture from the Tokyo Zoo
1) 5:30, cupping people, throwing chairs, dare I say HOT DINNER GIRL?, our office caught on fire!
2) Nascar in 216, Jeff Gordon's real good, Kasey Kahne, Lil E, Tony Stewart.
3) Any of the numerous 143 Heath parties.
4) Special Dinners
5) The RA staff, bunch of pirates, planeteers, and video games on duty, pittbull and poddle.
6) Football, the hitmen, 9-3 on the year, and playing football in the front yard and back yard.
7) Mario Tennis, Daisy and Yoshi are too good as teammates
8) Dilih.
9) Things that will forever mark this crazy school year include........Facebook, Pope John Paul II, December Tsunami, elections in Iraq, Backstreet Boys come back...again, NHL misses an entire season, Steroids in sports, Baseball goes before congress: The Patriots, Red Sox, UNC, USC, all win championships: Santa Claus died (nah just kidding, that man's fucking invincible), bunch of murder cases on tv, Michael Jackson goes to court, Smarty Jones we all love you and your quest for the Triple Crown, Is reality TV done with yet? I mean insurance companies honestly had the greatest idea for a reality show and no one even made it, 50 Cent's beef with well everyone.
10) The great times I had with everyone, it was an amazing year, let's do one more....
Top Twenty Sayings of Professor Snyder (Bio 215: Biochemistry)
I know, top 20, but I can do what I want.
1) On the Overhead he writes A + B ---> C as a reaction...
then he says.... "if you're A, ummmm Arthur, and want to date B, ummm Betty, then you're going to need to collide. My son went to school at Cal Tech, where there are 75% guys, it was hard to find Betty's on campus, so the reaction shifted."
2) "But it's called mid-blue, and to me it's dark blue, it's not in the middle of the blue range, I showed it to my wife and she said...why don't you call it mid-night blue?"
3) "B-form is inactive, and my memory trick is....b stands for 'bummer it doesn't work'. "
4) "There are people in lab who can't use a rotary dial phone, they're only used to cell phones. My wife said at her school there are kids who can't tell time on a clock, it's really sad"
5) "you know there are no hydrogens here because there are no white balls"
6) "So water near polar groups that are bonding, is sorta like the Civil Rights Era... FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST!, WE'RE FREE AT LAST!"
7) "My plastic is sliding, it's not very tense"
8) "There's one protein that ends in ARGASM, I found that exciting, I haven't found one with my name yet"
9) "Why is this seal up here looking more like a dog than a tuna fish?"
10) "I only made 100 copies cause I figure only about half of you are here"
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11) "in any case, I'm rambling, and we need to do other things" (so true)
12) "I don't know if you people watch television, but there's this man who owns a Chevy Dealership on Grand Island and he says 'IT'S HUGE! IT'S HUGE!' and that's sorta like this enzyme"
13) "My wife is a high school teacher, she teaches calculus and stuff at an all girls school, and I guess girls must really love stickers, cause she has every sticker imaginable, so I put a sticker on your essays cause I was bored"
14) "I woke up in the middle of the night and I've been thinking about this for months, but I'm no comfortable with saying that breaking up this group is unfavorable. Cause it's completely not."
15) "Nucleophile, I was trying to think of something to help you last night, cause 'phile' means love, and all I could think of was petophile, which is when adults have an abnormal sexual attraction to children"
16) "So if you were to consider your body to be a doughnut and something needed to travel from your mouth to your intestine, it wouldn't really enter your body, just a channel really, like the hole in this doughnut"
17) "Suppose we were going to take a plane to New York City from here, but we had to walk to Rochester to get to the plane, it'd probably take a deal longer to get to Rochester"
18) "You would know if you said to the molecules, let's go to a low pH, you'd know what would happen"
19) "This is my cow picture, I know, doesn't look like it, but for legal reasons I'm no longer allowed to use this for our book, so this is what we've got, (writes Moo next to it), there now it's more of a cow"
20) "So 10 Lt.'s call up 100 Sgt.'s, and they call up 1000 Privates, now you've got 1000 privates active thanks to one general. See, a cascade"
Top Ten Teams I've Been On This Year(2004-2005)
1) Team Dilih.
2) Team Leon
3) The Hitmen
4) Skittles
5) The Dodge-Testicals
6) The Average Jacks
7) Moustaches of Fire
8) Team Eddyhands
9) Team 'hiv' positive
10) Team Vomitting Dragons
Top Ten Things That Probably Disappointed People
1) The Liberty Bell
2) The Leaning Tower of Piza
3) London Bridge
4) Y2K Bug
5) Matrix Revolutions...seriously though
6) Pet Rocks
7) The first condom of the 97% accurate type that didn't work
8) The Spanish Armada
9) Wide Right/The Buffalo Bills
10) Tootsie-Pops
Top Ten Lines from My Summer Weekend in Bufffalo 6/10 - 6/12
1) "where ya'll going? New pooty, New pooty on da block!"
2) "They have some really nice appliances" (mac in the middle of a party while we're in the kitchen)
3) "Brigid said everyone's going swimming" (Joel Beatty Jr.)
4) "oh, yea I do know her, she IS a bitch" (Timmmy)
5) "we could steal a baby"
6) "I found this in a magazine"...."it's red though"
7) "yea we were lucky there wasn't anything laced in there, or you guys would have come home and I'd be licking the wall paper...naked....standing next to mac....naked"
8) "SINCE YOU'VE BEEEEEN GONNE!!" -----or if you'd like---- "THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST OF YOU!!!" (I think I even caught smiff singing since you've been gone while he was sitting on the log by the river)
9) "we'll just rack it up as groceries"
10) (so when Mac says "Grills" it comes out sounding like "Girls" and we pull up to the state park office and Mac goes...)
"Are there alot of Gr-irls in there?"
and this park ranger lady starts laughing at him and goes...
"oh yea we're loaded, down by the beach"
Top Ten Quotes From My Sister's(Shannon) Wedding Weekend
1) "Holiday Inn, that's where I want to be, chillin at the holiday innnn" -Sam and I in unison
2) "holy crap.....holy carp, oh, I think I used all my funny on that one right there" - Me on the carp that died in the lake from the herpes coy virus, all 20,000 of them
3) ""What's this?" - Sam
"the water you ordered" - Bartender at the Cherry Lounge
"I don't have fruit in my water" - Sam
(As Sam in a drunk state leans over and throws the lemon from his water on the floor)
4) "what are you like a 32 B?" - Sam
"I think that's a little high" - Female Bartender at the Cherry Lounge
"so you're like a 30 B?" - Sam
"they don't make them in a size 30" - Bartender
"hey sam, we should go drinking in Vermont sometime" - Me
"the whores in Vermont show us their titties" -Sam
(needless to say the last comment invoked a great look from the female bartender)
5) "I believe in your religion they call this a HHH... Chupah?"
6) "I was dying, it was like an oven in there" - Me
"you had to make that comment because I'm jewish didn't you?" - Saul
7) "what are you doing?" - Shannon
"smoking" - My Dad(drunk)
"no, no you're not" - Shannon
(as my dad would light a cigarette, take two puffs and throw it to the ground, then light another)
8) "get up we really need to have a chat in the kitchen" - My Dad
9) "now REALLY isn't a good time, Sammy" - Jayme
(sam called Jayme at 2am on his wedding day, but now we know why it wasn't a good time)
10) "what are you drinking?" - Amy
"captain and coke" - Me
"ME TOO!" - Amy
"we should dance with them.....wow, this is weird, we're the only people on the dance floor with drinks in our hands" - Me
The List Originally Produced on Mang Mountain...
Things that make you gay
- reading (words)
- Foresight
- not internally bleeding
- swimming
- liking things
- emotions
- conscience
- redundancy
- not loving BB Guns
- context
- guys touching girls
- sheets
- flora/fauna
- fun of any kind
- the word "hobby"
- noble gases
- hypoglycemia
- leather
- math majors
- games
- parking
- convienence
- and finally, Whitey!
there you go, just so you know...lol
Top Twelve Memories from Summer 2005
1) Camping for Jayme's Bachelor Party in Massachutes...that was a good time
2) Weekend in Buffalo with the a whole bunch of the crew
3) Getting special pizza and watching talk sex at Carly's, while I stayed over in Albany, so I didn't have to drive straight to massachutes
4) Party at Ronald's Camp!, so gliders shouldn't be soaked in lighter fluid?
5) Working at Wegmans again, "I'm pimpin' hard in the parking lot" - Mike Jones, special friends
6) Shannon's Wedding, she's my big sis
7) The weekend at Mang Mountain, gay lists, rocks, pong, races, DEFINITELY
8) Hanging out with Joey, Dres, John, and others at that creepy old victorian house, trying not to break things, watching batman begins(it's no XXX, or Fast and Furious, or Tears of the Sun, but it was FUCKING AWESOME).
9) 3rd Annual Eric Andrichuck memorial BasketBall Tournament...Jake did you score a point?
10) Camping with Winston, Dana, and Jason...fending off bears with bottle rockets, people falling out of chairs over 2lb. rocks, OOOPPPPSSSS, everyone passing out, the biggest tent I've ever seen, that camp site rocked
11) Bergman Park Childrens Memorial Run 2005
12) DQ with the Jungle...NO JEN I'm not going home with you, I don't care if your parents aren't there, birthday parties in burger king with flooding bathrooms annoying moms on cell phones and party favors, playing frisbee, I am Jack Lee...just for the record
Top Ten Things From the Trip to Albany...
1)--Carly's Step-father..."what do you want for your birthday"
----jonjon..."a go-cart!"
2) stopping at mcdonalds and getting $.99 in change, thanks guy
3) Now that's only about 35% I want to hear 40%...man, if that guy wasn't Carly's Rockstar boyfriend
4) I feel like I'm climbing into a wrestling ring...TAG TEAM!
5) Random crowd fights and guys with their shirts off?
6) BIRTHDAY SONGS, where are you?
7) wrestling with jon jon and erin, man, what fun games
8) lots of music and driving
9)--"why'd you do that?"
----"I'm really pissed off"
10) One fucking awesome concert, and lots of fun stuff
Top Ten Things of 2005
1) Non-athletic athletic competitions.... EA Memorial, Amy King 5k, Bergman Park Childrens Memorial Run, The Scavenger Hunt
2) Shannon's Wedding
3) One crazy summer of trips everywhere...buffalo, massachutes, albany, mang mountain, and everywhere else I can't remember
4) 530 and Special Dining....can't leave this off, misewell throw in Nascar 2005 for PS2 as well
5) My favorite party spots...143 Heath, Southlake, Aaron's camp, 9th Floor girls room, Molly's, or just my room
6) 21st Birthday
7) RA training, spirit award winners, repeat linda yalem team theme winners, video games during duty, mario kart, and every other stupid thing we've ever done...
8) Special Interest Parties....Shirt n Tie party, Jell-O Wrestling, Aaron's BBQ, Halloween, Toga Party(and the walk home or not home)
9) Sports games...mostly basketball games, going to cleveland, smiff's chocolate milk, free winter hats, the bat cave, HORNS! for one game at least
10) Random Stupid things....
yoshi and daisy, dilih, backyard football, intramural sports, physics chats, hoodrat, walks home, early nights, sprint cat, sherrif's on duty, april fools pranks, making spears while camping, Team DeBoy, mario kart, pimpin' hard in the parking lot, Kathryn Medler's notes or Hollingers Blazers---fuck that---brains in a briefcase is way funnier, never ever ever making sunday or saturday morning brunch, chicken finger pizza(cfp), Jack Lee turkeys, jumping off 13 story buildings in downtown buffalo, shots of "tequila", Thursdays at Mollys, snowball fights, pick up games of football, drunken video games, Our Lady Peace concerts - getting punched, I'm Jack Lee, BK birthday parties in the jungle, passing out under trees, harassment dates with salad, Laguna Beach, Tetris, MOHAA, 2am football in the loop study breaks
....
so many quotes, stupid things and events that just didn't make the list, but whatever, to 2006!!
Top Ten AIM Abbreviations
1) lol or LOL
2) LMAO
3) brb
4) ttyl
5) idk
6) idc
7) w/e
8) nm
9) g2g or gtg
10) k
Top Ten New Years Eve 2006 Memories
1) Art: "I'm like the only person that has friends visit"
Sergei: "that's not true, Krista visited"
Eric from the bedroom: "She is not my friend"
2) Flying elbows
3) sledding and football
4) The smell and taste rating liquor game, at 5pm
5) monster hamburgers and improv rum n pepsi's
6) Chicken Patties and Pasta
7) Sleeping in Play Dough
8) "I'm the drunkest person in the world"...."I just rolled in dog shit"
9) jumping on the floor and writing on walls....even if you weren't such a fan
10) Jesssss'ssss snoring and cleptos
I know I know, I haven't done a top ten in a while, I mean the last one's New Years and it's July...
so here we go
Top Ten Things about Second Semester Senior Year
1) Finishing off what we started in style
2) Lots I mean lots of work....sometimes, like turning in a final paper the day after I graduated at 10am...bummer.
3) Hanging out in the locked lounge at like 4am, getting yelled at for throwing candy back, my sweet programs everyone came to when I had them :-X, hockey!, oooppssss, losing keys in the big lecture hall on south...well sorta, wanna go to hubies?, playing in Niagara Falls Blvd., toys-R-us, barbie kites, "I bonded with one of your residents today"...."do you mean eddie?"
Good Luck in the Future Porter Staff.
4) Parties....let's see, Jell-O wrestling, 530 Reunion 2, Beach Party, Power Hour, Mario Kart night, Sergei's Grad Party/After-MAC party(that was one long night), walking home from south campus in the rain, wandering around south lake with welby, playing bball by alumni semi-drunk! (nice place to piss maxon), I probably forgot a ton, but I don't care....you'll remember em anyways
5) SPRING FEST! Our Lady Peace for the 3rd time in one year!, that was pretty sweet, not getting punched, handing out beers and pregaming at Hadley, Egg Toss?, good times
6) Skee-Pong, like I'd leave this off, it was real fun like that.
7) OozeFest!, wooo, too cold, but so much fun, Rum+Yoohoo+Coacoa Puffs = Breakfast for team Rumplestiltskin Was A Good Man. LOL, good times, lil muddy too.
8) Spring Break Trip to Stony Brook, almost leaving Chris at the airport, 19 pillows on one bed, good times
9) "ewwwwww I hate you, I get out of class and I'm thinking, wow it's a nice day out, maybe I should walk over by the union home, just in case Jack's over there, and sure enough I round the corner and see this pink Kite flying in the sky, and then I look down and you're standing alone and I started cracking up"
10) Graduation, what you thought I was leaving this out? lol, walking across the stage alone, sitting alone, empty seats all around, getting the nice "what's that" when they announced my name, being so tired I was thinking of sleeping the whole time.
Top Ten Mang Mountain 07/2006 memories/Quotes
1) "dude, it's underwear.....I was making underwear" - Joe during Cranium
2) "this is Thor, he's really friendly"....right
3) "you'll know when he's coming, I mean you can see his headlights like 7 miles away"
4) "soccer was invented by european women while the men were in the kitchen"
5) "gettem Churchill!"
6) "yea, well your cousin's a power dyke"
7) Travis and I playing cranium...
"EHHHHH"..."what?"...."EHHHH"..."The Fonz!"...." dude, finally"
"come here little buddy"..."Elmer Fudd!"..."dude we're so on"
"Jacques Cousteau!"...."wow dude I didn't even do anything that time"
8) "we could play family business"....always answer no to that question
9) one on one beer pong to start off the night
10) winston not passing out, or even breaking the shower
Top Ten Things From Senior Year
1) Trips to Hubies for Fat Platters, CFP, or just to the elli
2) Partying, namely at Hadley, or Heath Street, walking to sue and kristins(buying 40's), 21st Birthdays, going downtown(even though we know how I feel about that), the steer, third base...wait for #10 on this list.
3) RA'ing for one final year, Spirit Award Winners, The Jungle, Rockstars, magnets, kites, hanging out in the lounge, vaginas, getting yelled at, painting, meetings(even when we didn't want to be there), putting fliers in other peoples mailboxes, mystery bra's.....Later Ya'll
4) Snowball FIGHTING, wow, seemed like that was an all night event, but it really only took an hour, chasing each other everywhere, turning that area into a warzone, hiding behind poles, kids yelling from windows and then getting pelted, amazing fun!
5) Thursdays at Mollys....I'll miss you molly's and your $.50 drinks, $5 covers, and $2.50 pitchers.
6) Special Occasions:
530 Reunion dinners - Margarita Ice Cream, Card Games, Flip Cup
South Lake Dance Parties - human chains, basketball, people freaking out, walks home, powerhour that had to be moved to maxon's room for completion!
Toga Party - No way I was leaving this one off the list, Chuck and I's smooth walk home!, an after party, after that party...long night, getting home at like...6am.
Theme Parties - Jell-O wrestling, Beach Party, Power Hour night at Heath, Halloween(chinaman...and beekeeper....RUNS HOME?)
7) Our Lady Peace Concerts! in Albany, Geneseo, and Buffalo!
Driving to albany, birthdays, Danko Jones, 1/5 of Pedestrian, Hanging out, talk sex on tv, drinking straight Malibu Rum, barn bars, the statesman, people fighting, getting punched, akward drives home lol, Pregaming at Hadley, egg toss, tailgating, pizza box "plz honk" signs, handing out beers, getting way up front
8) Hitmen, amazing regular season, always, then playoff collapses, who cares, we're still one of the most consistant intramural football teams ever! like....17-5 now overall! Good luck if you guys play next year...."go on 2"..."what?"...."are you retarded?"..."yes"..."just go tell them in the huddle go on 2, they'll understand"
intramural sports in general, though our basketball and volleyball teams sucked, and I never really got to play on the Morning Afters in football cause I was always hurt.
9) Video Games.... NBA JAM (I own the 2nd half comebacks), WWF Royal Rumble (climb the ropes), MARIO KART TOURNEYS!, MOHAA & MOHPA.
10) NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER going to PJ Bottoms during my 4 year stay at UB, and now that it's closed down, it'll be a life long accomplishment I'd say.
Thanks for all the great times! see everyone around
Top Ten Song Lyrics Right Now
1) "and I know I wasn't right, but it felt so good"
2) "I felt this Earth spin and crash, the end of the world shouldn't come so fast"
3) "I'm in love with the ordinary, I need a simple space to rest my head"
4) "I wish, wishing for you to find your way, and I hold on for all you need, it's all we need to say"
5) "you said you'd light a candle and you'd say a prayer for me, well I feel the light is dimmed and gone"
6) "one day it all comes down to this, you can sink or swim, you can hit or miss"
7) "life is old, but so short, we are young, we want more"
8) "we get one look, I'll show you something that the knife took"
9) "I know I've got close, but I'm sure I'm too far"
10) "I got my veins all tangled close to the jukebox bars you frequent, the safest place to hide"
Top Ten Things From Carly's 21st Bday in Buffalo
1) "yeaaaaaa.....SoHo...........wassss a blast!!!" - Timmy Maxon describing the grindfest at SoHo
2) like 100 hours of driving with ms. weak bladder geesh, and a flat tire I suppose
3) Leaving sunday, I mean monday
4) Leonard losing Flors Keys in the grass, classic Leonard
5) Nature walks at like 5am...forgetting the dairy cause she saved it for last
6) Lots of awkward situations, fuck yea I love awkward situations
7) Jeremy's basement actually being clean, and there being pong played down there
8) the kid that stuck bottle caps to the wall, that was pretty cool, I was solidly impressed
9) Carly riding the buffalo, what a champ
10) hanging out with old friends, I can't put all your names down seriously, but you know who you are. It was good to see you guys!
Top Ten Random (where's jon when I need him?) Things I can Think of
1) Pumpkin
2) Clown
3) Bulldozer
4) spy kit
5) straw
6) batteries
7) grass
8) maroon
9) lace
10) ball
Top Ten Things From Brokeback Mountain 12/29/06
1) The Cooler
2) Lenny and Flor's outfits
3) Mafia
4) Tent City
5) Actually having girls up on brokeback
6) Travis passing out twice, once at like 6pm, then again on top of the fire, only to try to get into the tent with his sleeping bag on fire, good job winston
7) Popcorn! and brutter!
8) Amazing story telling, "cock-a-doodle-do"....."then icey melted to death"...."(siren noises)"
9) Finding the spot from last time, amazing.
10) guys I swear it's not that long of a hike, lol, Leonard Monster carried a 30 pack up there.
Top Ten Things from New Years Eve (2006-2007) in Trumansburg
1) Leonard Monster's Girlfriend!
2) Balloons
3) Reunification with Dilih, sweetness
4) Don't Eat The Broccoli!
5) Eating pound cake, 1lb, it costs a pound?, it weighs a pound? wait guys
6) "Jack get up, you should go downstairs and sleep"....."Nah I'm good"
__"Jack, trust me, go sleep downstairs"......."no, I'm set"
__"Jen's here I need you to go downstairs"...."oh fuck, why didn't you say so?"(as I crawl down the stairs)
7) Leonard Monster falling asleep with his cup, and his festive cake
8) Almost getting hit by a car, I think Jen was the only one who saw how close I came, lol
9) Nature hike in the morning...waking off a hang over
10) Seeing tons of friends, new ones, Dilih, good times opening a new year!, hello 2007, how ya do?
Top Ten Things from Edinboro Trips
1) Skee-Pong, Beer Bonging(or making love, w/e), Pong, Travis' weird game, kings
2) Chris Piper
3) Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers
4) The Stock Market
5) Parents from out of town, lol
6) Pecadillos (too early, and too sweaty)
7) "hey coma bitch!"
8) The Milk Machine
9) laughing for 4 hours straight, and I mean 4 hours....gotta have it
10) Cats!....meow