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Here's the deal I like someone but it's so complicated. There's so much you couldn't understand and there's so much wrong with this situation, but why does it feel so right? I can't understand, so I wouldn't expect you to. I don't understand what Im feeling so I don't expect you to understand that Im feeling it either, in no way do you or will you understand the pain of seeing you and not being able to do something about it. I just sit here and pretend that Im okay, cause that's the way the world must see me to not suspect that anything is different. However it is. It's all different. So to you I say I think I like you but you'll never know, strange situation indeed.
Top Ten things I wish I could have:
1)Unlimited Wishes
2)Bliss
3)a roller coaster in my back yard.
4)unlimited knowledge
5)a space shuttle
6)a light saber
7)Every CD ever and a method to play them.
8)the ability to hibernate
9)ESP
10)a gold suit, like the metal, not the color.
Top Ten things I hate about you.
1)you pick your nose
2)coffee breath
3)you never shower
4)brush your damn teeth for a change
5)could you wash your clothes
6)you're arrogant
7)you talk way too much
8)you never understand what I'm saying
9)what the hell is that, the I want to get punched in the face look?
10)you're everything I've always wanted to be.
Top Ten Things I Like To Do
1)Sleep
2)Run
3)Eat
4)Argue, no matter if Im wrong or right
5)Talk about something interesting
6)Type on the internet all night long
7)Pull all nighters with friends
8)That one thing that boys and girls do, can't leave that off the list
9)Write about stuff that doesn't really mean anything
10)Learn stuff
Top Ten Websites
1) http://jacklee.does.it
2) www.armorytrack.com
3) http://dungeoncrawl.org
4) www.zone.com
5) www.dyestat.com
6) www.bigsplat.net
7) www.bored.com
8) www.buffalo.edu
9) http://has.it
9) www.bigsplat.net/personal/willow/index.html Haha, there you go, she said I had to make a list about her, so I just added her to this one, lol
Top Ten Erie County Interscholastic Championships (ECIC's) memories
1) "jahahjahahahajhjahaj"-Andy and Dan/ Painter and Sherlock
2) "Dan we have to move down, the air conditioner is blowing in my face."-Andy C.
3) "hhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMmmmmmmm"-Katie eating pasta
4) "UM no, Um no, Um no."-Sherlock
5) "I'm pretty sure you're definitely gay"-Joel
6) "Do I have to say that to you again in english?"-Maid Lady
7) "Yeah go down there and take the phone out of their room"-Sherlock
8) "Yes it's the big fat guy in the red's birthday"-Andy C.
9) herpes?
10) channel 6?
Top Ten Prom Memories
1)"I Love you all"-Andy Greenman, "Now everybody scream for Michael Jackson"-Josh
2)"Guys I took a bunch of shoes and Im pretty sure I got one of his then he started walking home and kicked the other shoe off, and now he's walking home in his socks"-Davie G.
3)I think we should order a pizza
4)What's with all the ballon popping?
5)Oh man Kate just stab me, stab it in there, god who broke the damn needle? oh that was greg's fault.
6)Can I get a picture?-Just about everyone
7)Joe, Joe, Let's go upstairs and get a picture.
8)Natural Beer, give me one of those.
9)Did anyone pay attention to how much music we listened to?
10)Omletes for breakfast, yumm, "not just good, fucking amazing"-John
Top Ten Reasons Why Romances Today Suck
1)Who writes sonnets for those they love anymore?
2)Going out to a movie is nothing speacil
3)There aren't people going around singing about their romances anymore.
4)How many people do speacil things for their loved ones anymore
5)sex is king now
6)Everyone used to be ugly anyways so there were no looks involved
7)In the good old days everyone was affraid of everyone elses father.
8)People are too concerned with everyone else to think about love.
9)No one cares about talking and the other cool aspects.
10)Who really cares anymore.
Top Ten Board Games
1)Monopoly, of course
2)Risk, yeah that game is so much fun
3)Sorry, that game rocks
4)Pictionary
5)Stratego
6)Parchessi
7)Chess or Checkers, your choice as to which one goes here.
8)Chutes and Ladders
9)Candy Land
10)Scrabble
I Hate Life!!!
Top Ten Track Races
1)800m
2)mile/1600/1500
3)5k
4)400m
5)10k
6)Two Mile/3200/3000
7)4x400mr
8)200m
9)4x100mr
10)100m
Top Ten Places to Relax in Western New York
1)JCC, the forest, I don't know it just calms me down.
2)Panama rocks
3)The lil bridge that goes over the stream next to Packard Field, right next to the baseball dugout.love to sit with the legs hanging over just thinking.
4)Lakewood beach, really the hill above it, great spot
5)Bergman Park
6)Allen Park
7)Strider Field, I don't know it's just home.
8)Trampolene, just laying on it, sleeping, thinking, reading, whatever
9)The tree in my backyard, it's fun to climb
10)Mayville beach, thing, the area around it is outstanding.
Top Ten Movies
1)Matrix
2)Down to You
3)Patton
4)any star wars movie, but in episode order: V, VI, II,IV, and then I.
5)Patriot
6)Gladiator
7)She's All That
8)Half Baked
9)Fast and the Furious
10)Top Gun
Top Ten Holiday's
1)Jack's B-Day, everyone buy him something, SEPT. 3
2)Christmas, everyone buy Jack a present
3)Easter, everyone buy Jack candy
4)Halloween, everyone give Jack candy
5)New Year's Eve, everyone buy Jack a gift for good measure
6)Valentine's Day, everyone is Jack's Valentine, so buy him candy and flowers
7)Fourth of July, everyone have a cookout for Jack
8)Thanksgiving, everyone make Jack a turkey
9)Memorial Day, everyone have a cookout again for Jack
10)Labor Day, everyone go out with Jack for fire works.
Top Ten Reason's Why I've Retired From Love
1)Did anyone read the guestbook, didn't really do anything wrong, and stuff like that happens.
2)I just don't want to.
3)I have plenty of other things that I can do.
4)There is seemingly only one girl that's worth it, but it's soo complicated.
5)I can't ever seem to get it right.
6)I don't know very many people that share the same dating ideals as I do.
7)Can't follow my own advice.
8)I always screw something up.
9)Definitely scared of all sorts of things.
10)COMMITMENT?????????
Top Ten Reasons Why I Hate Life
1)You people piss me off.
2)There is no reason to live, okay you can give it a thousand different reason's, but none of which actually matter, even religous reason which are probably the best aren't necessary.
3)The world is run on who has the most of a shiny object!
4)People are retarded.
5)Some things just don't go right no matter how hard you try.
6)You can't survive by just sleeping.
7)Nothing in the world is perfect.
8)We all fight with each other.
9)Very few people understand me.
10)The one's I like never seem to share that thought.
Top Ten Lyrics Off The Top Of My Head (Right Now)
1)"I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking maybe six feet ain't so far down"
2)"It's tearing up my heart when I'm with you but when we are apart I feel it too"
3)"I don't need to think cause I just know---that makes me so damn sure that you're the one, don't you know that I've waited for you, you're everything I've wanted all my life."
4)"What I needed now some sweet revenge to get back all that I lost then, gave you all I had to give, but I could never reach you."
5)"It's beyond my control sometimes it's best to let go whatever happens in this lifetime."
6)"goosebumps on your body guide the way, I wanna go all night, ain't no stopping"
7)"I was like good gracious, ass bodacious---it's getting hot in herre so take off all your clothes"
8)"I need A girl to ride ride ride, I need A girl to make my wife, I need A girl to be mine all mine."
9)"it's too bad, it's too bad, it's too late, so long, so long."
10)"I want you to want me, I need you to need me, I love you to love me, Im begging you to beg me---didn't I didn't I didn't I see you crying?"
Top Ten ways to get down a hill
1)On a sled
2)on a bike
3)on a big wheel
4)On Rollarblades
5)sitting down on a skateboard
6)Run down it
7)In a car the easy way
8)log roll
9)skip
10)and the best for the last spot, fall!
Top Ten Street Names
1)Jack Lee blvd.
2)Lakeview ave.
3)street st.
4)Dick dr.
5)Dirt rd.
6)Wall st.
7)Yellow Brick rd.
8)Paved St.
9)Can't H Ave.
10)1st Pl.
Top Ten Things to do at Walmart
1)Play tag
2)See how far you make it yelling and running through the store.
3)Hide in the clothes racks and talk to people as they walk by.
4)Play with the bikes and scooters.
5)Go the other way when they try to take you to find something.
6)Put as much stuff as you can in a cart and then leave it in the middle of the store.
7)Try on the hunting gear and ask who wants it first?
8)Play the free video games all day long.
9)Use the products to spell messages on the floor.
10)Scavenger hunt.
Top Ten Sports
1)Track
2)Cross Country or any other type of running
3)Curling
4)Football college/nfl
5)Basketball
6)Baseball
7)Hockey
8)X-Sports
9)Speed Skating
10)Swimming
Top Ten Midnight snacks/drinks
1)Chocolate Milk, ohhhhhhhhhhh
2)any style sandwhich
3)Crackers with or without cheese
4)Cake
5)Ice Cream
6)Hot Pockets, pizza, do they make any other type?
7)Soda/Pop, whatever it may be
8)Cookies
9)Juice
10)pizza
Top Ten Writers
1)Shakespeare, cliche, yes, but only cause he's good at it.
2)Robert Frost for writing a great poem that just seems to some up everything perfectly.
3)Oscar Wilde, gay but great.
4)Nathaniel Hawthorne, ok so The House of Seven Gables, the beginning was boring, but what an ending.
5)Charlotte Bronte, great reads, although a strange person herself.
6)Henry James, something about screws, or turning, haha, idk.
7)Einstein, he wrote the theory of relativity, what else?
8)Arthur Miller, had some sons, or crucibles something.
9)Edith Wharton, some Frome guy.hmmm.
10)Edgar Allen Poe, "Quoth the Raven, Nevermore."
Top Ten numbers from 1-10
3)
7)
5)
4)
8)
2)
9)
6)
1)
10)
Top Ten Cereals
1)Lucky Charms, undoubtedly
2)Coco Puffs
3)Fruit loops
4)Apple Jacks
5)Cinammnon Toast Crunch
6)Count Chocula
7)Fruity Pebbles
8)Boo Berry
9)Capn Crunch, peanut butter style
10)Golden Grahms
Top Ten Places I'd like to live
1)On a deserted island all by myself.
2)Bill Gates' home
3)Windsor Palace
4)The White house
5)In a van down by the chadokoin.
6)In a box on a street, no responsiblity there.
7)In a yellow submarine all by myself down in the middle of the pacific ocean.
8)In a white house with shutters, a white picket fence, a tire swing, perfect grass, a basketball hoop, on the lake, haha I love water.
9)The Moon.
10)Master P's house I know you all watched that edition of cribs, the guy has solid gold everything.
Top Ten Things I Remember about graduation
1)Right up until the last time my sister kim bounced back.
2)Oh man look at that hot girl in the audience. Yeah Third from the left second row down. NO no the one on the track. OH MAN!
3)"That kids wearing what I think they call a du wrag."
4)"I'm going to institute the one clap policy."-Ray Genco
5)We won a tonne of shit at the after grad party.
6)The awesome predictions of the psychic.
7)FREE FOOD!!!!!!!!!and black jack!!!!
8)Where have some of these kids been all year?
9)your middle name is ulf?, christian how come you didn't tell us?
10)"If you sit still it's not as hot cause you're not using energy, just make sure your tassles don't move and you'll be still"-Andy Carlson
Top Ten Memories of the Summer So Far
1)Grad parties.
2)Parties in general, however the pool ones especially.
3)Just sitting around chilling with friends.
4)Summer workouts from UB, thanks Coach.
5)Casino crazy.
6)Dan wait which one is the best and go with that one.
7)Foreigners.
8)Getting online at all hours thinking god knows what and talking to people although Im too messed up to type.
9)Going to the beach, great times.
10)Still being the biggest loser in the world and chilling by myself in the park on days when there's nothing to do.
Top Ten Childhood Toys
1)Lego's, the coolest thing ever invented
2)Star Command, yes that's right the guys with the magnetic feet.
3)The big wheel, oh man genius, pure genius.
4)The slip-n-slide or if you had the cool version, the crocadile-mile
5)Video games, nintendo.
6)Bicycles, definitely could go "anywhere", aka around the block, on them.
7)Matchbox cars, everyone had them.
8)Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles action figures, pizza shooter was the coolest vehicle.
9)Micro-Machines, preferably the military ones, they were wicked cool.
10)Super Soakers, see how many neighbors you can upset with these?
Top Ten Ways To Get Someones Attention
1)Yell their name really loudly.
2)whistle
3)ahhhh yes the familiar clap
4)if you wave your arms all around that should do the trick
5)try jumping up and down
6)wear brightly colored clothes
7)start telling others their secrets
8)sing in the middle of a huge group
9)The full name effect, ex. Mr. Jack Robert Lee Jr. .uh oh
10)a posterboard sign generally helps.
Top Ten "Warm" Things
1)A stove
2)Pajamas, oh yeah, you know they're all toasty, namely cause you probably have like a shirt you wear, and then a sweater when it gets colder, and a blanket you drag around when it's really cold, but you still think of that blanket as part of your pajamas
3)A nice toasty bed on a cold day, everyone runs into the problem of trying to escape from it in the morning, tempting
4)Baby anythings, basically you look at them and you're like OOHHHHHHHH. Yeah try to find someone to talk bad about a baby.
5)Hugs yeah basically
6)Love, yeah I know sounds ridiculous, but I guess you haven't been there and have to find out what I mean for yourself, if you've been there, you know it's like wow, warm all over.
7)The sun, well duh
8)A heater, def warm
9)Pavement when it's all sunny out, and you walk on it and you're like wow my feet and legs are warm
10)Sweaters, I don't care if you're wearing shorts and a sweater, you're warm, you could be in nothing but a sweater and be warm, just something about them.
Top Ten Summer Memories
1)Hanging out with the boys, pool parties, and great memories.
2)Parties, no matter where I went I had fun, and meet some cool people
3)Not working, man that was great.
4)Casino Crazy!!!
5)Sleeping, yeah I did a bunch.
6)Summer workouts
7)Always a party when peoples parents go out of town or you find a random cabin.
8)Friends, for they have provided me with great moments in random places, thanks.
9)We've graduated, wait that means nothing.
10)Mine and Dan's problems with unrequited love. Yeah that basically sucks. So does life though. All we need is one honest to god shot to prove what we're made of. "yeah we want to die, see no one cares", line of the summer. Dan it's time to start using the force and resisting the dark side.
Top Ten Things About College
1)Cross Country is a commitment.
2)Appearantly you have to go to class.
3)Where the hell did everyone go, new friends and old ones.
4)AIM is life.
5)Ethernet rocks.
6)Music all day long.
7)Food, very aware of what I actually eat now.
8)Trying to do everything right, eh fuck it.
9)How come these rooms are so small?, and why do I live with the eop kids down here in the "dirty south" werd I guess this means we need to learn ebonics, aka ebunnies.
10)Wow I actually have to do all this stuff?
Top Ten Things In My Dorm Room
1)Computer, well duh, how else would I do this?
2)The fan cause the 8th floor is toasty, especially in the laundry room.
3)The bed cause I sleep soo much.
4)Food and beverages, cause snacks are important.
5)Clothes, very important, but optional.
6)Running spikes, yeah need those
7)Football, cause I throw it at the wall when the kids next door make noises.
8)TV, even though the people here before us broke the "tv jack" in our room and we currently don't have cable, and we have to tape the wires together, it's all good.
9)Alarm clock, how else would I get up, cause I know I couldn't do that on my own.
10)The super mug, even though running prohibits me from drinking at all, it's fine though, even though I've managed to screw up my hip.
Top Ten Shows I Currently Watch
1)Trigger Happy Tv, Comedy central, pure genius, not a funnier show around.
2)PTI, yes sports fans, Pardon The Interuption, great show, Wilbon is the man!
3)Sportscenter, notice a reoccuring sports theme here?
4)Dawson's Creek, yeah so what it's a girl show, it's good, deal with it. See this is the show that everyone knows they really like but can't admit it.
5)South Park, come on now, that's just funny.
6)Friends, classic show, there's a reason why it's the number 1 most watched show on tv. cause it's good, duh.
7)Sunday afternoon football, doesn't matter what channel, but just not that canadian football shit, like that's real football.
8)CBS on saturday afternoons, college football time, yeah well college is better than the NFL, but football is football.
9)The Daily Show with John Stewart, alright now this is one of the funniest shows on tv.
10)Insomniac with Dave Attel. Ok, the actual show is sort of stupid when you think about it, but Dave Attel is the funniest host in the world, or one there of.
Top Ten Things That Have Happened At College So Far
1)Our Lady Peace concert with Dan "the man" Tischer
2)Miami Vs. Buffalo football game with Andy "dres" Carlson
3)I got injured running, destroying my flawless 4 year streak of healthiness, and thus forcing me to take time off, first time in 2 years.
4)Jenn and Katie P came to visit me.
5)I made a billion new friends most of whom's names I don't remember unless they run, haha.
6)Partying with "Pete" Odjo.
7)Movies, oh so many.
8)LLCoolJ and Ja Rule in concert, haha, "Hey Earl." WOW, haha
9)Repairing the dorm room, first the blinds, then the screen. Next???
10)Football games, playing or watching, always fun.
Top Ten Inventions I can Think Off
1)The Printing Press, come on now.
2)Lightbulb, especially cause I'm a night person.
3)The Fridge/Freezer.
4)ink, think about it now.
5)The boat/car/train, really transportation is what Im going for.
6)The track spike, yeah it's more important than you think.
7)Fire, can hate on that.
8)The wheel, man was a genius, how would you like that claim to fame, yeah hi I invented the wheel, amazing.
9)Computers, for definitely, althought they'll kill us someday.
10)Thread/yarn, who thought of removing a ball of soft stuff, removing the seeds, spinning it to make really small threads, and then using it to make clothes and cool stuff, I wouldn't have been able to do that.
"I wanna run away never say goodbye, I wanna know the truth instead of wondering why, I wanna know the answers no more lies, I wanna shut the door and open up my mind"
Top Ten Things From Kevin Brady's B-Day Party
1)"The kegs in with the shitter, ah the necessities of life"
2)The awesome gift I got him.
3)The race back to Goodyear, till the edge of south campus.
4)Bowling Ball, TV remote, poster, internet hub, enough said, poor kids
5)"Oh man, Jenny ate the internet hub, hahaha, did too"
6)Front porch and hallway hangouts.
7)Founder of Team Girls Rule, that's the spirit, we won the majority.
8)Speech belleville speech
9)wrestling
10)K Brady is 21!!!!!
Top Ten Things I Remember About First Semester Freshman Year
1)Drinking in Chris' room, James destroyed his hand.
2)There's work to be done at this college place.
3)Halloween party, oh the fun, I definitely had the best costume, for I dressed as a College Guy.
4)I drank more Cherry Coke than anyone in the world.
5)Mardi Gras, uhhhh, the ceiling was pissing and there were like 300 people in one house. what fun, steal a shirt.
6)Running, injured, then not, then in shorts.
7)Kevin Brady's 21st birthday.
8)Music and Movies galore.
9)My roommate talks in his sleep, all the time and with his eyes open, but we won't mention who he talks about. . .haha
10)talking online so very much, made it 10 days online without restarting
Top Ten New Years 2003 Memories
1)Dan puked in a bucket
2)I chased Andy all the way down third street.
3)Andy climbed out the bathroom window, leaving everyone in distress.
4)Countdown and a kiss from a babe.
5)Substitute for Beer Pong
6)Adam got head on the stairs. . .whoa
7)In the end the Raiders beat the Chargers.
8)"someone" stole a cell phone and put it in the heater, lol, watched the whole thing.
9)"brittany brittany brittany brittany brittany brittany brittany brittany brittany brittany"
10) A spectacular way to start of the new year, seeing most of my friends and just having a good time.
Top Ten Sayings Of Professor Sen. . .so far.
1)Never hurts to push your luck.
2)Cell phones are great, mine fell in the water.
3)If your parameters don't work out and your a Bruce Willis fan, you may be sad (then he drew this next to it). . . :(
4)Can you use a computer? Have you heard of a computer?
5)Don't mess up, if you do I will personally kill you.
6)I completely by accident ended up climbing a couple mountains one day.
7)So mountain Climbing and Newton's Laws go hand in hand.
8)If you're not interested you can look at the ceiling.
9)Suppose you decide to jump out the window as you eat the apple. . .
10)Go drive at 100mph you'll see what I mean, your insurance company may not like it.
My Favorite Top Ten "Ghetto" Sayings.
1)For shizzle dizzle
2)What's the dilly yo?
3)Rockin' the timbs.
4)Dirrty South.
5)Wanksta.
6)Shorty.
7)Biotch.
8)I'm gonna go Jet Li on his ass
9)That's a hot joint.
10)Crunked.
Top Ten Memories Of Spring Break 2003
1)TEARS of the SUN with Dan, Andy, and Chris. Crazy sniper action. Too bad the rebels had the worst aim in the world.
2)Running with Alec and Marty and P.J. and Travis
3)Getting threatened by the Falconer Football team, punks, lol.
4)In Arby's to Jake "Want to go to Wendy's?" then leaving to go to Wendy's.
5)Going back to school for a bit, chatting with Stineman.
6)Jake and Kevin fighting, classic
7)RISK!
8)Not doing my homework.
9)Workout in the snow on Strider Field, Andy fell on his ass.
10)Late Nights!
Top Ten Colors
1)BLUE
2)GREEN
3)RED
4)YELLOW
5)ORANGE
6)PURPLE
7)TEAL
8)AQUA
9)MAROON
10)BROWN >:-P
Andy "Dres" Carlson's Top Ten of Top Tens
1.)10)Omletes for breakfast, yumm, "not just good, fucking amazing"-John
2.)7)Joe, Joe, Let's go upstairs and get a picture.
3.)2)Parties in general, however the pool ones especially.
4.)3)Just sitting around chilling with friends.Shall I say Chair Nights?
5.)Casino Crazy
6.)2)Miami Vs. Buffalo football game with Andy "dres" Carlson
7.)2)I chased Andy all the way down third street.
8.) 9)Workout in the snow on Strider Field, Andy fell on his ass.
9.)Never knew you invented the Printing Press
10.)Beating the shit out of a girls car Who's name I don't remember from Panama, "NO don't hit that jump with my car agian!!"
Top Ten Things That Happened Spring Fest Night (4/25/03)
1)Saw India Arie, and George Clinton in concert. Once was enough, and India Arie just plain sucks in concert.
2)Mac almost got shot on south campus being superman and breaking up a mugging.
3)"yeah people get shot on south campus, but not that often"
4)Went to Duff's for Buffalo Wings
5)Spice Rum tastes like shit.
6)Andy was drunk allllll night, spilled water on himself, random words at Duff's.
7)Swimmer party, with free beer
8)Having fun in Brigid's room, "my cd just restarted. . . . . . . . . . IT'S MAGIC!"
9)"I bought this shirt for a dollar. . . . . . . . best dollar I've seen spent. . . . . . . yea this is a t-shirt for my brother's band. . . . . . . . did you buy that at the salvation army? . . . . . nooooooooo"
10)"he was walking out of the place with a cord dragging behind him"
- Andre Reed Jr.
COLORADO!!!!!!
Top Ten Lines From the Road Trip West
1)"That just beat the entire state of Ohio"- Dolgey on the Badlands, South Dakota
2)"If aliens were going to do anything I'm pretty sure it would happen in Wyoming, cause no one would know"-Mac on Wyoming
3)"The Crazy Horse Statue was started in 1949, and all they've got is his face. . .well at this pace it should be done around 2180"
4)"It's Wyoming policy that if your car breaks down you have to park it in your front lawn"
5)"We just want to take a picture"- That's how you cheat at not paying to get into Mount Rushmore and Crazy Horse
6)"I planted one back home and I'm just going to let it grow, but until then I'm going to pick berries in the field"- Dolgey
7)"Are there any like grizzly bears. . . no, only mountain lions, racoons, bobcats, and rattlesnakes. . . Dolgey's gonna get eaten by a mountain lion"- Our Discussion with the Black Hills Park Ranger
8)"Runny eggs. . . are you going to say that every time you put cheese in your eggs"
9)"My People"- For those who don't know I'm an Indian Cowboy
10)"The Bad Lands are just. . . Bad."
Top Ten Ways You Know You're A Distance Runner.
1)Pre isn't a word, or a prefix.
2)You're constantly turning left.
3)Red doesn't mean stop, it means right.
4)Tempo isn't a car, and intervals are fast.
5)Any race under 10k (6.2 miles) is mid-distance.
6)Sprinters are just lazy people with talent.
7)Being high isn't a state you achieve, it's somewhere you want to train at.
8 00m, it's a sprint.
9)Cross Country's a summer sport.
10)Fartlek. . .it's really not so funny.
Top Ten Songs On My Playlist Right Now
1)"The Remedy (I won't worry my life away)" - Jason Mraz
2)"Times Like These" - The Foo Fighters
3)"If You're Not The One" - Daniel Beddingfield
4)"Blinded (when I see you)" - Third Eye Blind
5)"Given The Chance" - The Starting Line
6)"Harder To Breath" - Maroon 5
7)"Happy Endings" - The All-American Rejects
8)"Not Afraid" - Our Lady Peace
9)"Camouflage" - Third Eye Blind
10)"Change" (acoustic version) - Good Charlotte Top Ten Lines From Work
(more than ten, but what I could think of)
1)Hey do you like Eminem?(some girl)
"Yea sure why?"(me)
Good, Because all the boys I like listen to eminem.(SG)
Wait, what, oh, yea I've got to fold some shirts(me)
2) Do I look trashy?(some other girl)
(secretly Ethan and I are thinking, well yea)
. . .(she comes back) how are you?
fine(me)
. . .(she comes back again) Has anyone ever told you that you're hot?
no not really(me)
oh well you are
alright, I've got to fold some shirts(me)
3)Alright here's what were going to do, we'll hide behind the desk and when Nicole walks by we're going to jump up and shoot her with rubberbands.
4)Jack just quit Chris, he walked out on a customer in the middle of helping them,(Supervisor Nicole)
YEA thanks for recommending him for me to hire(Becky the manager lady)
WHAT, why would he do a thing like that? I know Jack he's a good kid, I don't understand.(Mac)
Yes Chris(Mac) it was an evil joke but we had to
5)He was speaking Brazilian. . .(Emily)
Do you mean Portugesse?(me)
6)Oh he's dancing, come over here, dance for us. . .(some dancing). . .that's awesome can you breakdance?. . .sure. . .OHHH, hold on let me clear some room, there, now breakdance for us
(I missed where all that's in the job description)
7)You can't just quit the paper clip club, we swarm like bees till you're back, we'll get you when you're not looking.
(secretly while Ethan climbs the ladder we swarm and put paper clips all over his shorts and shoes, till he finally notices the swarm and gives in)
8)She bit you, like actually with teeth and stuff?
(questioning mary after she was taken out by the shoplifter)
9)Chris didn't tell you(emily)
no, what(me)
you know, he definitely told you, everyone in the store knows(emily)
no, he really didn't, why don't I get to know?(me)
he did(emily)
what am I like fired or something?(me)
oh heck no, I had a sex dream about you(emily)
oh, well alright(me)
10)See that shirt up there, the one with the bus, that's my shirt cause my names Jack.
Top Ten Universal Constants
1)If Andy Leonard's watching TV, he'll fall asleep.
2)If Dan is drunk he'll find a way to the internet to get on AIM.
3)Put Dave next to a Pool, he'll swim, I mean he needs to breath.
4)Station the Belly near a kitchen of food, he'll eat it, all.
5)Put Dres Carlson next to a Ford Falcon, It shall be driven to a party.
6)Topher next to a case of stones, we're playing P & A.
7)If Jake's next to an RPG, it'll be played
8)Station Genny Weaver next to some beer, there's no Beer.
9)If Kate's near some Musical instruments, there'll be a song.
10)Put some Hemp next to Chris(mac) McClure, there will be a necklace.
Top Ten Things Of The Last Two Weeks Of Summer
1)Dan, 14, really though. . .1. . .4? man, how the fuck?
2)Chair night, deadly mosquitos
3)Bemus running, then puking.
4)McDonalds with Dan at 4am, damn that was some good shit right there. Some egg McMuffins, and hash browns, semi-drunk. good time.
5)The grocery getter. . .slim jims. . .no vodka. . ."my mom said to grill some hotdogs, get out the grill". . .Excuse me miss do you know where the slim jims are, yes, they're right on this isle, on the bottom row (she knows the store front to back).
6)Risk with Travis who decided to go all out, when he shouldn't have.
7)Running with Marty around j-town, at night and shit, crazy.
8)sitting on the lake hanging out with old friends, just chatting away into the night.
9)Trying to see everyone all at once, here and there, flying around town.
10)Partying with old friends, hell yea, or Hey Ya for Dres.
Top Ten Songs, right now. . .
1)"blinded" third eye blind
2)"somewhere out there" our lady peace
3)"action" blink 182
4)"motorcycle driveby" third eye blind
5)"everybody hurts" rem
6)"time stand still" all-american rejects
7)"innocent" our lady peace
8)"iris" goo goo dolls
9)"these are the days" O-Town
10)"dare you to move" switchfoot
Top Ten Songs that please the Guestbook Clique
1)"Everytime" - Britney Spears
2)"Hanging By A Moment" - Lifehouse
3)"Enter Sandman" - Metallica
4)"Shadow" - Britney Spears
5)"Running" - No Doubt
6)"Konstantine" - Something Corporate
7)"Every Season" - Nichole Nordeman
8)"Amber" - 311
9)"Somewhere Out There" - Our Lady Peace
10)"Brave New Girl" - Britney Spears
Top Ten Things That Make Me Laugh Right Now. . .
1)As a Republican, that Howard Dean speech where he was like "YAAAAAAAA!!!" , haha, alright that was hilarious, if I were a Democrat and didn't think Dean was a huge idiot I'd vote for him, just for the yell.
2)Dan Tischer, how'd you think you were gonna get left off this list when you balked on a pitch(sorry Dan that's the best analogy I've got for you), hang in there man it'll happen.
3)The new Jack Johnson video for "Taylor" with Ben Stiller in it. Hilarious.
4)The Density Map in Rise To Power, well this weeks at least, man it's impossible for anyone else to win.
5)Ok, girls, you're kidding no one, but this makes me laugh uncontrollably, how ever single girl "HATES girl cliques!!!!", yet every girl has a girl clique that does the same things they claim to hate when they talk to guys, it's pretty funny. Thanks for the laughs.
6)A girl loses her purse in Cell Bio and some kid gives it to the teacher, who returns it to her in the middle of the class, his comment. . ."I guess you got a cell back".
7)When people acted suprised about stuff they're really not suprised about.
8)Is it just me or does John Kerry(Democratic Presidential hopeful) have the longest face in the world?
9)How everyone in Organic has the notes printed out, even though the teacher just reads the notes off the screen in lecture anyways, so basically they print notes off to go and sit and listen to someone read the notes to them. When hey if you want to learn more, you could read them, write them, and have them read to you. You'd have to ask President Lincoln about that philosophy though.
10)People that think they're candid, but are pretty transparent.
Top Ten Things from Spring Break '04
1) Dinner with Jocko, Jake, and Amber
2) Kate and I suck at sledding, like no joke, we are really bad.
3) I drove into a ditch trying to not run into a school bus full of children, which as chessy and cliche of an excuse as it sounds like, is true, though it was really nice of everyone in lakewood to stop and offer their help, especially every guy that drove by in a truck.
4) Movies: Starsky and Hutch, then part of Mission Impossible
5) Dave calling me from texas to let me know that it was nice there for spring break and warm and sunny, while New York was snowy and cold.
6) Trivial Pursuit with Eric and Kate, Eric won after we determined that we all suck at Trivial Pursuit.
7) "I wanted to kiss you but I couldn't breath" , enough said
8) Cdogg's Bday party, good times, old friends, and Seth's HUGE dog, maybe some HALO if you ask Dres.
9) I lost in Hula-Hooping, though I'm pretty sure that was Avril Lavigne
10) One kick ass snowman with a Dorito nose. Snowmen on spring break, sad.
Top Ten Things from Summer '04
1) Swimming in the lake with Dave and Kate, I mean the middle of the lake at like 1am when the water temperature's 0 degrees. Yea, after 40 minutes of treading water the ex-lifegaurd and ex-Clemson swimmer make fun of me for being tired. Lesson: never try go out to ocean on a small boat.
2)Walks with Jake and Kevin, hahaha, Where are my pants passed out in his car, man, he should have stuck around for some Mario Tennis
3) Partying with people I know.... all the time. More specifically Aaron's Cabin a couple times, always good fun, unless I'm sleeping between Dave and Eric.
4) Working at Wegmans, really though, what do cart people do? 5:30pm-11:00pm will forever be known as the Jack Lee Special, cause that's what I worked every day. Seriously though, why do so many families shop on friday nights?
5) Always new friends...mostly the wegmans crew.
6) Putt-Putt, yea I won, I don't care if I threw your ball in the waterfall and had to fish it out.
7) EA Memorial Basketball Tournament with Jake, too much fun, Team Pete Who?. We'll be back. Though it rained....alot
8) Basketball at Lakewood Beach...The LBC if you will... Yea, WT rules! especially those who live nextdoor and ride their 4-wheeler around. One thing, don't put Travis on your team.
9) Marty Skelton's Grad party, good time man, good luck at MIT. The Bergman Park Children's Memorial run record is shared between Travis and I at 38.4 seconds. Volleyball with Marty's family. I must say though, there was some good food there.
10) Trips to Erie with Dave to see goofy movies, and do things like walk around bookstores just to kill time. Haha, good times man.
Top Ten Things About RA Training '04
1) The Porter Staff, what an eclectic bunch.
2) Playing Manhunt throughout Porter, scaring athletes moving in, the greatest hiding place beneath the stairs.
3) RA skits, Captain Porter!, too much fun, "blinkity blink...", screaming really loud
4) Bling a ling... "it would take all ya'll refund checks, the university's salaries your parents salaries..."
5) Orange and Black? alright works for me...
6) My favorite Assistant Hall Director in Porter named Sarah.
7) Tag on the Terrace? ok sounds like fun, let's go to Denny's, not so subtle attempts to hook up, tobagins?, rude waitress
8) Crainium nights? I think we've played that a couple too many times ya cheaters;)
9) "AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" you'd really have to be an A to understand
10) I love Porter Pro-staff for one reason, they didn't make us get up early everyday for silly things like breakfast.
Top Ten Sayings From Classes So Far This Semester(fall '04)
1) "listen, I'm going to tell him, we're ahead, nobody's read, let us go, let my people go" (this stoner in Philosophy)
2) "Johnny Good" (My SUPER British Physical Chemistry Prof)
3) "I realise you have the 5th Law of Thermodynamics which states if you have a group of students they must sit in the back of the room" (Same British P-chem guy)
4) "Concentration cannot be negative, unless there's a black hole or something" (Shinpei Ohki, Biophysics Prof)
5) "That was an exercise in futility" (P-chem Brit)
6) "There's a left handed scholarship?...I want that, I have to reach across these desks to write and shit"
"What?, You shouldn't get money for being wrong"
(convo in P-chem)
7) "I've never heard of musical chemistry, I mean I think it's a good idea, you probably don't" (P-chem Brit)
8) "I don't believe in entropy" (kid in Biophysics to Shinpei)
"haha, what? what do you mean?" (Shinpei to the kid)
9) "America is the wealthiest e-conomy in the world" (the same thing we hear everyday from the Micro-economics prof)
10) "Happy Carbon" (BING Gong[just BING! will do])
Top Ten Songs I'm Listening to..
1) "Wendy Clear" - Blink 182
2) "Glycerine" - Bush
3) "Gifts and Curses" - YellowCard
4) "Last Train Home" - Lost Prophets
5) "Only One" - YellowCard
6) "Learn to Fly" - Foo Fighters
7) "Vindicated" - Dashboard Confessional
8) "Don't Go Away" - Oasis
9) "Dysentery Gary" - Blink 182
10) "My Own Worst Enemy" - Lit
Top Ten Things From Winter Break '04-'05
1) Canada Joey's 21st B-Day
2) Christmas...presents, food, family, good times
3) Lee family Christmas Bash.... how much Whiskey did Jack Lee Sr. order up....my sister Amber got engaged, that's both sisters now
4) Party Night at Ronald Steele Tay's house, Eddy 40 Hands tradition starts
5) New Years....Craziness, the tradition continues, Pong with a tin foil ball? someone better make a trip to Wal-Mart or something to resolve this issue, despite it's suprising accuracy, falling out of chairs, fun games, pizza, magazines with my girlfriend, my porcelain girlfriend, such a good time, IHOP in the morning with the rest of recovering Buffalo.
6) Doctor's Appointments, X-Rays, MRI, Bloodwork X 2, that's a total of 5 appointments to determine it's a torn lateral meniscus.
7) Napoleon Dynamite
8) Watching all 4 full seasons of Scrubs, and then some....that's mucho Scrubs.
9) Seeing mucho, mucho, mucho people, no really, I saw like a trillion people, ok I lied, but it was definitely a busy break.
10) Can Christmas Tree and Macho Man Randy Savage...."you don't look too excited Reagan"....."yea, let's see some excitement"......"OOOOOHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEAAAAAA"(Reagan)
Top Ten Things I Can Cross Off My To Do List
1) See a Dane Cook show
2) Play pong on a team called "Vomitting Dragon"
3) Co-Found a dodgeball team named "The Dodge-Testicals"
4) Play 21 cup beer pong
5) Play Halo with Nate while John Lampard moons us
6) Have a professor compare the Civil Rights era to water near polar groups that are bonding
7) Recieve homework that has something to do with my future
8) Steal 15 pens from the Center for the Arts complimentary table
9) Get in a car accident while riding a bus
10) reject chips, stearnly with my foot down, "NO" LOL
Top Ten Things That Don't Fit In My Pocket, But I Wish They Did
1) A Fridge - imagine just reaching in and pulling out a six pack of coke and a sammich.
2) A Car - like, oh we're late, hold on, lemme pull my car out of my pocket.
3) A Bed - WAAAALAAA, insta-nap
4) The World - yea, that'd be fucking sweet, but everyone'd be covered in lint
5) A Boat - ohhh there's water in our way huh?
6) A Tank - in case you ever got in a fight, just break out a tank, fight solved.
7) A Club - could come in handy.
8) A Keg - right?
9) A Beach House on the beach - clutch, just pull out a beach house on command
10) Homework - fully completed, ohhh I forgot it, no wait, hold on, here it is.
Top Ten Throws I've Made in my Life
1) Snowball fight Junior year during track practice at the CC Ring playground during indoor when I nailed Kevin "where are my pants" Christner from across the playground right in the head, in quite possibly the best lob shot ever, it was SO far.
2) Jelly Bean through the 2nd floor window of my roommate Junior year of college(it was today) there was a huge box fan in the window turned on and a small 2 inch crack to the right of it, threaded the needle.
3) Snowball fight sophomore year of High School at track practice all I remember was it was 2 on like 9, and we had people running.
4) Flag Football Junior Year of college, back of the endzone like 2 db's, 1 reciever, drags his feet.
Perfect throw, perfect catch.
5) Dan Tischer, Canada Joey's 21st Birthday over Christmas break this year....
Me: Hey Dan, let's have a snowball fight
Dan: alright but you have to stand in one spot when you throw like a duel
Me: this is like a civil war battle, but you know I'm really good at throwing things right?
Dan: shut up, on 3, ready?
.....
Dan misses of course, and he gets hit square in the eye
Me: oh man I'm sorry, but dude I told you I'm good at throwing things
6) South Campus winter of freshman year as Leonard and I prepare to attack some girls track team members waiting for us in the middle of a field playing football or something in like 2 feet of snow, we run up on them, and I nail some girl in the head and another in the ass in our charge, but end up getting tackled when Czubaj chases us down.
7) Well put this one on here, last night, Simone walking away from me on the terrace and I lob a chocolate tin foil coated easter egg at her cause it's all I had, and nail her on the shoulder.
8) One night I threw a noodle in the dinning hall and hit someone I was trying to hit in the face a couple tables away, I think it was Steve Odjo. So what's so hard about that? you throw a noodle across the dinning hall...
9) 8th grade summer, we're at Fletcher playing football one night, and there's a flock of seaguls sitting in the field so we run at them, and I just loft the football and take out a seagul. Feathers fly everywhere and it starts to drop from the sky, only to recover like a foot above the ground and fly away.
10) Casey and Donna are in my room inspecting the pirate gear we'd bought before the Linda Yalem run. and I have my sword in a sheath, so I'm messing around with it I flick the sheathed sword at Casey like "catch", but she's real good at catching. The sword FLIES out of the sheath which stays in my hand. The sword nails Casey right in the forhead. It was a great shot.
1)Unlimited Wishes
2)Bliss
3)a roller coaster in my back yard.
4)unlimited knowledge
5)a space shuttle
6)a light saber
7)Every CD ever and a method to play them.
8)the ability to hibernate
9)ESP
10)a gold suit, like the metal, not the color.
1)you pick your nose
2)coffee breath
3)you never shower
4)brush your damn teeth for a change
5)could you wash your clothes
6)you're arrogant
7)you talk way too much
8)you never understand what I'm saying
9)what the hell is that, the I want to get punched in the face look?
10)you're everything I've always wanted to be.
1)Sleep
2)Run
3)Eat
4)Argue, no matter if Im wrong or right
5)Talk about something interesting
6)Type on the internet all night long
7)Pull all nighters with friends
8)That one thing that boys and girls do, can't leave that off the list
9)Write about stuff that doesn't really mean anything
10)Learn stuff
1) http://jacklee.does.it
2) www.armorytrack.com
3) http://dungeoncrawl.org
4) www.zone.com
5) www.dyestat.com
6) www.bigsplat.net
7) www.bored.com
8) www.buffalo.edu
9) http://has.it
9) www.bigsplat.net/personal/willow/index.html Haha, there you go, she said I had to make a list about her, so I just added her to this one, lol
Top Ten Erie County Interscholastic Championships (ECIC's) memories
1) "jahahjahahahajhjahaj"-Andy and Dan/ Painter and Sherlock
2) "Dan we have to move down, the air conditioner is blowing in my face."-Andy C.
3) "hhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMmmmmmmm"-Katie eating pasta
4) "UM no, Um no, Um no."-Sherlock
5) "I'm pretty sure you're definitely gay"-Joel
6) "Do I have to say that to you again in english?"-Maid Lady
7) "Yeah go down there and take the phone out of their room"-Sherlock
8) "Yes it's the big fat guy in the red's birthday"-Andy C.
9) herpes?
10) channel 6?
Top Ten Prom Memories
1)"I Love you all"-Andy Greenman, "Now everybody scream for Michael Jackson"-Josh
2)"Guys I took a bunch of shoes and Im pretty sure I got one of his then he started walking home and kicked the other shoe off, and now he's walking home in his socks"-Davie G.
3)I think we should order a pizza
4)What's with all the ballon popping?
5)Oh man Kate just stab me, stab it in there, god who broke the damn needle? oh that was greg's fault.
6)Can I get a picture?-Just about everyone
7)Joe, Joe, Let's go upstairs and get a picture.
8)Natural Beer, give me one of those.
9)Did anyone pay attention to how much music we listened to?
10)Omletes for breakfast, yumm, "not just good, fucking amazing"-John
Top Ten Reasons Why Romances Today Suck
1)Who writes sonnets for those they love anymore?
2)Going out to a movie is nothing speacil
3)There aren't people going around singing about their romances anymore.
4)How many people do speacil things for their loved ones anymore
5)sex is king now
6)Everyone used to be ugly anyways so there were no looks involved
7)In the good old days everyone was affraid of everyone elses father.
8)People are too concerned with everyone else to think about love.
9)No one cares about talking and the other cool aspects.
10)Who really cares anymore.
1)Monopoly, of course
2)Risk, yeah that game is so much fun
3)Sorry, that game rocks
4)Pictionary
5)Stratego
6)Parchessi
7)Chess or Checkers, your choice as to which one goes here.
8)Chutes and Ladders
9)Candy Land
10)Scrabble
I Hate Life!!!
1)800m
2)mile/1600/1500
3)5k
4)400m
5)10k
6)Two Mile/3200/3000
7)4x400mr
8)200m
9)4x100mr
10)100m
1)JCC, the forest, I don't know it just calms me down.
2)Panama rocks
3)The lil bridge that goes over the stream next to Packard Field, right next to the baseball dugout.love to sit with the legs hanging over just thinking.
4)Lakewood beach, really the hill above it, great spot
5)Bergman Park
6)Allen Park
7)Strider Field, I don't know it's just home.
8)Trampolene, just laying on it, sleeping, thinking, reading, whatever
9)The tree in my backyard, it's fun to climb
10)Mayville beach, thing, the area around it is outstanding.
1)Matrix
2)Down to You
3)Patton
4)any star wars movie, but in episode order: V, VI, II,IV, and then I.
5)Patriot
6)Gladiator
7)She's All That
8)Half Baked
9)Fast and the Furious
10)Top Gun
1)Jack's B-Day, everyone buy him something, SEPT. 3
2)Christmas, everyone buy Jack a present
3)Easter, everyone buy Jack candy
4)Halloween, everyone give Jack candy
5)New Year's Eve, everyone buy Jack a gift for good measure
6)Valentine's Day, everyone is Jack's Valentine, so buy him candy and flowers
7)Fourth of July, everyone have a cookout for Jack
8)Thanksgiving, everyone make Jack a turkey
9)Memorial Day, everyone have a cookout again for Jack
10)Labor Day, everyone go out with Jack for fire works.
1)Did anyone read the guestbook, didn't really do anything wrong, and stuff like that happens.
2)I just don't want to.
3)I have plenty of other things that I can do.
4)There is seemingly only one girl that's worth it, but it's soo complicated.
5)I can't ever seem to get it right.
6)I don't know very many people that share the same dating ideals as I do.
7)Can't follow my own advice.
8)I always screw something up.
9)Definitely scared of all sorts of things.
10)COMMITMENT?????????
1)You people piss me off.
2)There is no reason to live, okay you can give it a thousand different reason's, but none of which actually matter, even religous reason which are probably the best aren't necessary.
3)The world is run on who has the most of a shiny object!
4)People are retarded.
5)Some things just don't go right no matter how hard you try.
6)You can't survive by just sleeping.
7)Nothing in the world is perfect.
8)We all fight with each other.
9)Very few people understand me.
10)The one's I like never seem to share that thought.
1)"I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking maybe six feet ain't so far down"
2)"It's tearing up my heart when I'm with you but when we are apart I feel it too"
3)"I don't need to think cause I just know---that makes me so damn sure that you're the one, don't you know that I've waited for you, you're everything I've wanted all my life."
4)"What I needed now some sweet revenge to get back all that I lost then, gave you all I had to give, but I could never reach you."
5)"It's beyond my control sometimes it's best to let go whatever happens in this lifetime."
6)"goosebumps on your body guide the way, I wanna go all night, ain't no stopping"
7)"I was like good gracious, ass bodacious---it's getting hot in herre so take off all your clothes"
8)"I need A girl to ride ride ride, I need A girl to make my wife, I need A girl to be mine all mine."
9)"it's too bad, it's too bad, it's too late, so long, so long."
10)"I want you to want me, I need you to need me, I love you to love me, Im begging you to beg me---didn't I didn't I didn't I see you crying?"
1)On a sled
2)on a bike
3)on a big wheel
4)On Rollarblades
5)sitting down on a skateboard
6)Run down it
7)In a car the easy way
8)log roll
9)skip
10)and the best for the last spot, fall!
1)Jack Lee blvd.
2)Lakeview ave.
3)street st.
4)Dick dr.
5)Dirt rd.
6)Wall st.
7)Yellow Brick rd.
8)Paved St.
9)Can't H Ave.
10)1st Pl.
1)Play tag
2)See how far you make it yelling and running through the store.
3)Hide in the clothes racks and talk to people as they walk by.
4)Play with the bikes and scooters.
5)Go the other way when they try to take you to find something.
6)Put as much stuff as you can in a cart and then leave it in the middle of the store.
7)Try on the hunting gear and ask who wants it first?
8)Play the free video games all day long.
9)Use the products to spell messages on the floor.
10)Scavenger hunt.
Top Ten Sports
1)Track
2)Cross Country or any other type of running
3)Curling
4)Football college/nfl
5)Basketball
6)Baseball
7)Hockey
8)X-Sports
9)Speed Skating
10)Swimming
1)Chocolate Milk, ohhhhhhhhhhh
2)any style sandwhich
3)Crackers with or without cheese
4)Cake
5)Ice Cream
6)Hot Pockets, pizza, do they make any other type?
7)Soda/Pop, whatever it may be
8)Cookies
9)Juice
10)pizza
Top Ten Writers
1)Shakespeare, cliche, yes, but only cause he's good at it.
2)Robert Frost for writing a great poem that just seems to some up everything perfectly.
3)Oscar Wilde, gay but great.
4)Nathaniel Hawthorne, ok so The House of Seven Gables, the beginning was boring, but what an ending.
5)Charlotte Bronte, great reads, although a strange person herself.
6)Henry James, something about screws, or turning, haha, idk.
7)Einstein, he wrote the theory of relativity, what else?
8)Arthur Miller, had some sons, or crucibles something.
9)Edith Wharton, some Frome guy.hmmm.
10)Edgar Allen Poe, "Quoth the Raven, Nevermore."
Top Ten numbers from 1-10
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Top Ten Cereals
1)Lucky Charms, undoubtedly
2)Coco Puffs
3)Fruit loops
4)Apple Jacks
5)Cinammnon Toast Crunch
6)Count Chocula
7)Fruity Pebbles
8)Boo Berry
9)Capn Crunch, peanut butter style
10)Golden Grahms
1)On a deserted island all by myself.
2)Bill Gates' home
3)Windsor Palace
4)The White house
5)In a van down by the chadokoin.
6)In a box on a street, no responsiblity there.
7)In a yellow submarine all by myself down in the middle of the pacific ocean.
8)In a white house with shutters, a white picket fence, a tire swing, perfect grass, a basketball hoop, on the lake, haha I love water.
9)The Moon.
10)Master P's house I know you all watched that edition of cribs, the guy has solid gold everything.
1)Right up until the last time my sister kim bounced back.
2)Oh man look at that hot girl in the audience. Yeah Third from the left second row down. NO no the one on the track. OH MAN!
3)"That kids wearing what I think they call a du wrag."
4)"I'm going to institute the one clap policy."-Ray Genco
5)We won a tonne of shit at the after grad party.
6)The awesome predictions of the psychic.
7)FREE FOOD!!!!!!!!!and black jack!!!!
8)Where have some of these kids been all year?
9)your middle name is ulf?, christian how come you didn't tell us?
10)"If you sit still it's not as hot cause you're not using energy, just make sure your tassles don't move and you'll be still"-Andy Carlson
1)Grad parties.
2)Parties in general, however the pool ones especially.
3)Just sitting around chilling with friends.
4)Summer workouts from UB, thanks Coach.
5)Casino crazy.
6)Dan wait which one is the best and go with that one.
7)Foreigners.
8)Getting online at all hours thinking god knows what and talking to people although Im too messed up to type.
9)Going to the beach, great times.
10)Still being the biggest loser in the world and chilling by myself in the park on days when there's nothing to do.
Top Ten Childhood Toys
1)Lego's, the coolest thing ever invented
2)Star Command, yes that's right the guys with the magnetic feet.
3)The big wheel, oh man genius, pure genius.
4)The slip-n-slide or if you had the cool version, the crocadile-mile
5)Video games, nintendo.
6)Bicycles, definitely could go "anywhere", aka around the block, on them.
7)Matchbox cars, everyone had them.
8)Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles action figures, pizza shooter was the coolest vehicle.
9)Micro-Machines, preferably the military ones, they were wicked cool.
10)Super Soakers, see how many neighbors you can upset with these?
1)Yell their name really loudly.
2)whistle
3)ahhhh yes the familiar clap
4)if you wave your arms all around that should do the trick
5)try jumping up and down
6)wear brightly colored clothes
7)start telling others their secrets
8)sing in the middle of a huge group
9)The full name effect, ex. Mr. Jack Robert Lee Jr. .uh oh
10)a posterboard sign generally helps.
Top Ten "Warm" Things
1)A stove
2)Pajamas, oh yeah, you know they're all toasty, namely cause you probably have like a shirt you wear, and then a sweater when it gets colder, and a blanket you drag around when it's really cold, but you still think of that blanket as part of your pajamas
3)A nice toasty bed on a cold day, everyone runs into the problem of trying to escape from it in the morning, tempting
4)Baby anythings, basically you look at them and you're like OOHHHHHHHH. Yeah try to find someone to talk bad about a baby.
5)Hugs yeah basically
6)Love, yeah I know sounds ridiculous, but I guess you haven't been there and have to find out what I mean for yourself, if you've been there, you know it's like wow, warm all over.
7)The sun, well duh
8)A heater, def warm
9)Pavement when it's all sunny out, and you walk on it and you're like wow my feet and legs are warm
10)Sweaters, I don't care if you're wearing shorts and a sweater, you're warm, you could be in nothing but a sweater and be warm, just something about them.
Top Ten Summer Memories
1)Hanging out with the boys, pool parties, and great memories.
2)Parties, no matter where I went I had fun, and meet some cool people
3)Not working, man that was great.
4)Casino Crazy!!!
5)Sleeping, yeah I did a bunch.
6)Summer workouts
7)Always a party when peoples parents go out of town or you find a random cabin.
8)Friends, for they have provided me with great moments in random places, thanks.
9)We've graduated, wait that means nothing.
10)Mine and Dan's problems with unrequited love. Yeah that basically sucks. So does life though. All we need is one honest to god shot to prove what we're made of. "yeah we want to die, see no one cares", line of the summer. Dan it's time to start using the force and resisting the dark side.
Top Ten Things About College
1)Cross Country is a commitment.
2)Appearantly you have to go to class.
3)Where the hell did everyone go, new friends and old ones.
4)AIM is life.
5)Ethernet rocks.
6)Music all day long.
7)Food, very aware of what I actually eat now.
8)Trying to do everything right, eh fuck it.
9)How come these rooms are so small?, and why do I live with the eop kids down here in the "dirty south" werd I guess this means we need to learn ebonics, aka ebunnies.
10)Wow I actually have to do all this stuff?
1)Computer, well duh, how else would I do this?
2)The fan cause the 8th floor is toasty, especially in the laundry room.
3)The bed cause I sleep soo much.
4)Food and beverages, cause snacks are important.
5)Clothes, very important, but optional.
6)Running spikes, yeah need those
7)Football, cause I throw it at the wall when the kids next door make noises.
8)TV, even though the people here before us broke the "tv jack" in our room and we currently don't have cable, and we have to tape the wires together, it's all good.
9)Alarm clock, how else would I get up, cause I know I couldn't do that on my own.
10)The super mug, even though running prohibits me from drinking at all, it's fine though, even though I've managed to screw up my hip.
Top Ten Shows I Currently Watch
1)Trigger Happy Tv, Comedy central, pure genius, not a funnier show around.
2)PTI, yes sports fans, Pardon The Interuption, great show, Wilbon is the man!
3)Sportscenter, notice a reoccuring sports theme here?
4)Dawson's Creek, yeah so what it's a girl show, it's good, deal with it. See this is the show that everyone knows they really like but can't admit it.
5)South Park, come on now, that's just funny.
6)Friends, classic show, there's a reason why it's the number 1 most watched show on tv. cause it's good, duh.
7)Sunday afternoon football, doesn't matter what channel, but just not that canadian football shit, like that's real football.
8)CBS on saturday afternoons, college football time, yeah well college is better than the NFL, but football is football.
9)The Daily Show with John Stewart, alright now this is one of the funniest shows on tv.
10)Insomniac with Dave Attel. Ok, the actual show is sort of stupid when you think about it, but Dave Attel is the funniest host in the world, or one there of.
Top Ten Things That Have Happened At College So Far
1)Our Lady Peace concert with Dan "the man" Tischer
2)Miami Vs. Buffalo football game with Andy "dres" Carlson
3)I got injured running, destroying my flawless 4 year streak of healthiness, and thus forcing me to take time off, first time in 2 years.
4)Jenn and Katie P came to visit me.
5)I made a billion new friends most of whom's names I don't remember unless they run, haha.
6)Partying with "Pete" Odjo.
7)Movies, oh so many.
8)LLCoolJ and Ja Rule in concert, haha, "Hey Earl." WOW, haha
9)Repairing the dorm room, first the blinds, then the screen. Next???
10)Football games, playing or watching, always fun.
1)The Printing Press, come on now.
2)Lightbulb, especially cause I'm a night person.
3)The Fridge/Freezer.
4)ink, think about it now.
5)The boat/car/train, really transportation is what Im going for.
6)The track spike, yeah it's more important than you think.
7)Fire, can hate on that.
8)The wheel, man was a genius, how would you like that claim to fame, yeah hi I invented the wheel, amazing.
9)Computers, for definitely, althought they'll kill us someday.
10)Thread/yarn, who thought of removing a ball of soft stuff, removing the seeds, spinning it to make really small threads, and then using it to make clothes and cool stuff, I wouldn't have been able to do that.
"I wanna run away never say goodbye, I wanna know the truth instead of wondering why, I wanna know the answers no more lies, I wanna shut the door and open up my mind"
Top Ten Things From Kevin Brady's B-Day Party
1)"The kegs in with the shitter, ah the necessities of life"
2)The awesome gift I got him.
3)The race back to Goodyear, till the edge of south campus.
4)Bowling Ball, TV remote, poster, internet hub, enough said, poor kids
5)"Oh man, Jenny ate the internet hub, hahaha, did too"
6)Front porch and hallway hangouts.
7)Founder of Team Girls Rule, that's the spirit, we won the majority.
8)Speech belleville speech
9)wrestling
10)K Brady is 21!!!!!
Top Ten Things I Remember About First Semester Freshman Year
1)Drinking in Chris' room, James destroyed his hand.
2)There's work to be done at this college place.
3)Halloween party, oh the fun, I definitely had the best costume, for I dressed as a College Guy.
4)I drank more Cherry Coke than anyone in the world.
5)Mardi Gras, uhhhh, the ceiling was pissing and there were like 300 people in one house. what fun, steal a shirt.
6)Running, injured, then not, then in shorts.
7)Kevin Brady's 21st birthday.
8)Music and Movies galore.
9)My roommate talks in his sleep, all the time and with his eyes open, but we won't mention who he talks about. . .haha
10)talking online so very much, made it 10 days online without restarting
1)Dan puked in a bucket
2)I chased Andy all the way down third street.
3)Andy climbed out the bathroom window, leaving everyone in distress.
4)Countdown and a kiss from a babe.
5)Substitute for Beer Pong
6)Adam got head on the stairs. . .whoa
7)In the end the Raiders beat the Chargers.
8)"someone" stole a cell phone and put it in the heater, lol, watched the whole thing.
9)"brittany brittany brittany brittany brittany brittany brittany brittany brittany brittany"
10) A spectacular way to start of the new year, seeing most of my friends and just having a good time.
Top Ten Sayings Of Professor Sen. . .so far.
1)Never hurts to push your luck.
2)Cell phones are great, mine fell in the water.
3)If your parameters don't work out and your a Bruce Willis fan, you may be sad (then he drew this next to it). . . :(
4)Can you use a computer? Have you heard of a computer?
5)Don't mess up, if you do I will personally kill you.
6)I completely by accident ended up climbing a couple mountains one day.
7)So mountain Climbing and Newton's Laws go hand in hand.
8)If you're not interested you can look at the ceiling.
9)Suppose you decide to jump out the window as you eat the apple. . .
10)Go drive at 100mph you'll see what I mean, your insurance company may not like it.
My Favorite Top Ten "Ghetto" Sayings.
1)For shizzle dizzle
2)What's the dilly yo?
3)Rockin' the timbs.
4)Dirrty South.
5)Wanksta.
6)Shorty.
7)Biotch.
8)I'm gonna go Jet Li on his ass
9)That's a hot joint.
10)Crunked.
Top Ten Memories Of Spring Break 2003
1)TEARS of the SUN with Dan, Andy, and Chris. Crazy sniper action. Too bad the rebels had the worst aim in the world.
2)Running with Alec and Marty and P.J. and Travis
3)Getting threatened by the Falconer Football team, punks, lol.
4)In Arby's to Jake "Want to go to Wendy's?" then leaving to go to Wendy's.
5)Going back to school for a bit, chatting with Stineman.
6)Jake and Kevin fighting, classic
7)RISK!
8)Not doing my homework.
9)Workout in the snow on Strider Field, Andy fell on his ass.
10)Late Nights!
Top Ten Colors
1)BLUE
2)GREEN
3)RED
4)YELLOW
5)ORANGE
6)PURPLE
7)TEAL
8)AQUA
9)MAROON
10)BROWN >:-P
Andy "Dres" Carlson's Top Ten of Top Tens
1.)10)Omletes for breakfast, yumm, "not just good, fucking amazing"-John
2.)7)Joe, Joe, Let's go upstairs and get a picture.
3.)2)Parties in general, however the pool ones especially.
4.)3)Just sitting around chilling with friends.Shall I say Chair Nights?
5.)Casino Crazy
6.)2)Miami Vs. Buffalo football game with Andy "dres" Carlson
7.)2)I chased Andy all the way down third street.
8.) 9)Workout in the snow on Strider Field, Andy fell on his ass.
9.)Never knew you invented the Printing Press
10.)Beating the shit out of a girls car Who's name I don't remember from Panama, "NO don't hit that jump with my car agian!!"
Top Ten Things That Happened Spring Fest Night (4/25/03)
1)Saw India Arie, and George Clinton in concert. Once was enough, and India Arie just plain sucks in concert.
2)Mac almost got shot on south campus being superman and breaking up a mugging.
3)"yeah people get shot on south campus, but not that often"
4)Went to Duff's for Buffalo Wings
5)Spice Rum tastes like shit.
6)Andy was drunk allllll night, spilled water on himself, random words at Duff's.
7)Swimmer party, with free beer
8)Having fun in Brigid's room, "my cd just restarted. . . . . . . . . . IT'S MAGIC!"
9)"I bought this shirt for a dollar. . . . . . . . best dollar I've seen spent. . . . . . . yea this is a t-shirt for my brother's band. . . . . . . . did you buy that at the salvation army? . . . . . nooooooooo"
10)"he was walking out of the place with a cord dragging behind him"
- Andre Reed Jr.
COLORADO!!!!!!
Top Ten Lines From the Road Trip West
1)"That just beat the entire state of Ohio"- Dolgey on the Badlands, South Dakota
2)"If aliens were going to do anything I'm pretty sure it would happen in Wyoming, cause no one would know"-Mac on Wyoming
3)"The Crazy Horse Statue was started in 1949, and all they've got is his face. . .well at this pace it should be done around 2180"
4)"It's Wyoming policy that if your car breaks down you have to park it in your front lawn"
5)"We just want to take a picture"- That's how you cheat at not paying to get into Mount Rushmore and Crazy Horse
6)"I planted one back home and I'm just going to let it grow, but until then I'm going to pick berries in the field"- Dolgey
7)"Are there any like grizzly bears. . . no, only mountain lions, racoons, bobcats, and rattlesnakes. . . Dolgey's gonna get eaten by a mountain lion"- Our Discussion with the Black Hills Park Ranger
8)"Runny eggs. . . are you going to say that every time you put cheese in your eggs"
9)"My People"- For those who don't know I'm an Indian Cowboy
10)"The Bad Lands are just. . . Bad."
1)Pre isn't a word, or a prefix.
2)You're constantly turning left.
3)Red doesn't mean stop, it means right.
4)Tempo isn't a car, and intervals are fast.
5)Any race under 10k (6.2 miles) is mid-distance.
6)Sprinters are just lazy people with talent.
7)Being high isn't a state you achieve, it's somewhere you want to train at.
8 00m, it's a sprint.
9)Cross Country's a summer sport.
10)Fartlek. . .it's really not so funny.
Top Ten Songs On My Playlist Right Now
1)"The Remedy (I won't worry my life away)" - Jason Mraz
2)"Times Like These" - The Foo Fighters
3)"If You're Not The One" - Daniel Beddingfield
4)"Blinded (when I see you)" - Third Eye Blind
5)"Given The Chance" - The Starting Line
6)"Harder To Breath" - Maroon 5
7)"Happy Endings" - The All-American Rejects
8)"Not Afraid" - Our Lady Peace
9)"Camouflage" - Third Eye Blind
10)"Change" (acoustic version) - Good Charlotte Top Ten Lines From Work
(more than ten, but what I could think of)
1)Hey do you like Eminem?(some girl)
"Yea sure why?"(me)
Good, Because all the boys I like listen to eminem.(SG)
Wait, what, oh, yea I've got to fold some shirts(me)
2) Do I look trashy?(some other girl)
(secretly Ethan and I are thinking, well yea)
. . .(she comes back) how are you?
fine(me)
. . .(she comes back again) Has anyone ever told you that you're hot?
no not really(me)
oh well you are
alright, I've got to fold some shirts(me)
3)Alright here's what were going to do, we'll hide behind the desk and when Nicole walks by we're going to jump up and shoot her with rubberbands.
4)Jack just quit Chris, he walked out on a customer in the middle of helping them,(Supervisor Nicole)
YEA thanks for recommending him for me to hire(Becky the manager lady)
WHAT, why would he do a thing like that? I know Jack he's a good kid, I don't understand.(Mac)
Yes Chris(Mac) it was an evil joke but we had to
5)He was speaking Brazilian. . .(Emily)
Do you mean Portugesse?(me)
6)Oh he's dancing, come over here, dance for us. . .(some dancing). . .that's awesome can you breakdance?. . .sure. . .OHHH, hold on let me clear some room, there, now breakdance for us
(I missed where all that's in the job description)
7)You can't just quit the paper clip club, we swarm like bees till you're back, we'll get you when you're not looking.
(secretly while Ethan climbs the ladder we swarm and put paper clips all over his shorts and shoes, till he finally notices the swarm and gives in)
8)She bit you, like actually with teeth and stuff?
(questioning mary after she was taken out by the shoplifter)
9)Chris didn't tell you(emily)
no, what(me)
you know, he definitely told you, everyone in the store knows(emily)
no, he really didn't, why don't I get to know?(me)
he did(emily)
what am I like fired or something?(me)
oh heck no, I had a sex dream about you(emily)
oh, well alright(me)
10)See that shirt up there, the one with the bus, that's my shirt cause my names Jack.
Top Ten Universal Constants
1)If Andy Leonard's watching TV, he'll fall asleep.
2)If Dan is drunk he'll find a way to the internet to get on AIM.
3)Put Dave next to a Pool, he'll swim, I mean he needs to breath.
4)Station the Belly near a kitchen of food, he'll eat it, all.
5)Put Dres Carlson next to a Ford Falcon, It shall be driven to a party.
6)Topher next to a case of stones, we're playing P & A.
7)If Jake's next to an RPG, it'll be played
8)Station Genny Weaver next to some beer, there's no Beer.
9)If Kate's near some Musical instruments, there'll be a song.
10)Put some Hemp next to Chris(mac) McClure, there will be a necklace.
Top Ten Things Of The Last Two Weeks Of Summer
1)Dan, 14, really though. . .1. . .4? man, how the fuck?
2)Chair night, deadly mosquitos
3)Bemus running, then puking.
4)McDonalds with Dan at 4am, damn that was some good shit right there. Some egg McMuffins, and hash browns, semi-drunk. good time.
5)The grocery getter. . .slim jims. . .no vodka. . ."my mom said to grill some hotdogs, get out the grill". . .Excuse me miss do you know where the slim jims are, yes, they're right on this isle, on the bottom row (she knows the store front to back).
6)Risk with Travis who decided to go all out, when he shouldn't have.
7)Running with Marty around j-town, at night and shit, crazy.
8)sitting on the lake hanging out with old friends, just chatting away into the night.
9)Trying to see everyone all at once, here and there, flying around town.
10)Partying with old friends, hell yea, or Hey Ya for Dres.
1)"blinded" third eye blind
2)"somewhere out there" our lady peace
3)"action" blink 182
4)"motorcycle driveby" third eye blind
5)"everybody hurts" rem
6)"time stand still" all-american rejects
7)"innocent" our lady peace
8)"iris" goo goo dolls
9)"these are the days" O-Town
10)"dare you to move" switchfoot
1)"Everytime" - Britney Spears
2)"Hanging By A Moment" - Lifehouse
3)"Enter Sandman" - Metallica
4)"Shadow" - Britney Spears
5)"Running" - No Doubt
6)"Konstantine" - Something Corporate
7)"Every Season" - Nichole Nordeman
8)"Amber" - 311
9)"Somewhere Out There" - Our Lady Peace
10)"Brave New Girl" - Britney Spears
Top Ten Things That Make Me Laugh Right Now. . .
1)As a Republican, that Howard Dean speech where he was like "YAAAAAAAA!!!" , haha, alright that was hilarious, if I were a Democrat and didn't think Dean was a huge idiot I'd vote for him, just for the yell.
2)Dan Tischer, how'd you think you were gonna get left off this list when you balked on a pitch(sorry Dan that's the best analogy I've got for you), hang in there man it'll happen.
3)The new Jack Johnson video for "Taylor" with Ben Stiller in it. Hilarious.
4)The Density Map in Rise To Power, well this weeks at least, man it's impossible for anyone else to win.
5)Ok, girls, you're kidding no one, but this makes me laugh uncontrollably, how ever single girl "HATES girl cliques!!!!", yet every girl has a girl clique that does the same things they claim to hate when they talk to guys, it's pretty funny. Thanks for the laughs.
6)A girl loses her purse in Cell Bio and some kid gives it to the teacher, who returns it to her in the middle of the class, his comment. . ."I guess you got a cell back".
7)When people acted suprised about stuff they're really not suprised about.
8)Is it just me or does John Kerry(Democratic Presidential hopeful) have the longest face in the world?
9)How everyone in Organic has the notes printed out, even though the teacher just reads the notes off the screen in lecture anyways, so basically they print notes off to go and sit and listen to someone read the notes to them. When hey if you want to learn more, you could read them, write them, and have them read to you. You'd have to ask President Lincoln about that philosophy though.
10)People that think they're candid, but are pretty transparent.
1) Dinner with Jocko, Jake, and Amber
2) Kate and I suck at sledding, like no joke, we are really bad.
3) I drove into a ditch trying to not run into a school bus full of children, which as chessy and cliche of an excuse as it sounds like, is true, though it was really nice of everyone in lakewood to stop and offer their help, especially every guy that drove by in a truck.
4) Movies: Starsky and Hutch, then part of Mission Impossible
5) Dave calling me from texas to let me know that it was nice there for spring break and warm and sunny, while New York was snowy and cold.
6) Trivial Pursuit with Eric and Kate, Eric won after we determined that we all suck at Trivial Pursuit.
7) "I wanted to kiss you but I couldn't breath" , enough said
8) Cdogg's Bday party, good times, old friends, and Seth's HUGE dog, maybe some HALO if you ask Dres.
9) I lost in Hula-Hooping, though I'm pretty sure that was Avril Lavigne
10) One kick ass snowman with a Dorito nose. Snowmen on spring break, sad.
1) Swimming in the lake with Dave and Kate, I mean the middle of the lake at like 1am when the water temperature's 0 degrees. Yea, after 40 minutes of treading water the ex-lifegaurd and ex-Clemson swimmer make fun of me for being tired. Lesson: never try go out to ocean on a small boat.
2)Walks with Jake and Kevin, hahaha, Where are my pants passed out in his car, man, he should have stuck around for some Mario Tennis
3) Partying with people I know.... all the time. More specifically Aaron's Cabin a couple times, always good fun, unless I'm sleeping between Dave and Eric.
4) Working at Wegmans, really though, what do cart people do? 5:30pm-11:00pm will forever be known as the Jack Lee Special, cause that's what I worked every day. Seriously though, why do so many families shop on friday nights?
5) Always new friends...mostly the wegmans crew.
6) Putt-Putt, yea I won, I don't care if I threw your ball in the waterfall and had to fish it out.
7) EA Memorial Basketball Tournament with Jake, too much fun, Team Pete Who?. We'll be back. Though it rained....alot
8) Basketball at Lakewood Beach...The LBC if you will... Yea, WT rules! especially those who live nextdoor and ride their 4-wheeler around. One thing, don't put Travis on your team.
9) Marty Skelton's Grad party, good time man, good luck at MIT. The Bergman Park Children's Memorial run record is shared between Travis and I at 38.4 seconds. Volleyball with Marty's family. I must say though, there was some good food there.
10) Trips to Erie with Dave to see goofy movies, and do things like walk around bookstores just to kill time. Haha, good times man.
1) The Porter Staff, what an eclectic bunch.
2) Playing Manhunt throughout Porter, scaring athletes moving in, the greatest hiding place beneath the stairs.
3) RA skits, Captain Porter!, too much fun, "blinkity blink...", screaming really loud
4) Bling a ling... "it would take all ya'll refund checks, the university's salaries your parents salaries..."
5) Orange and Black? alright works for me...
6) My favorite Assistant Hall Director in Porter named Sarah.
7) Tag on the Terrace? ok sounds like fun, let's go to Denny's, not so subtle attempts to hook up, tobagins?, rude waitress
8) Crainium nights? I think we've played that a couple too many times ya cheaters;)
9) "AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" you'd really have to be an A to understand
10) I love Porter Pro-staff for one reason, they didn't make us get up early everyday for silly things like breakfast.
Top Ten Sayings From Classes So Far This Semester(fall '04)
1) "listen, I'm going to tell him, we're ahead, nobody's read, let us go, let my people go" (this stoner in Philosophy)
2) "Johnny Good" (My SUPER British Physical Chemistry Prof)
3) "I realise you have the 5th Law of Thermodynamics which states if you have a group of students they must sit in the back of the room" (Same British P-chem guy)
4) "Concentration cannot be negative, unless there's a black hole or something" (Shinpei Ohki, Biophysics Prof)
5) "That was an exercise in futility" (P-chem Brit)
6) "There's a left handed scholarship?...I want that, I have to reach across these desks to write and shit"
"What?, You shouldn't get money for being wrong"
(convo in P-chem)
7) "I've never heard of musical chemistry, I mean I think it's a good idea, you probably don't" (P-chem Brit)
8) "I don't believe in entropy" (kid in Biophysics to Shinpei)
"haha, what? what do you mean?" (Shinpei to the kid)
9) "America is the wealthiest e-conomy in the world" (the same thing we hear everyday from the Micro-economics prof)
10) "Happy Carbon" (BING Gong[just BING! will do])
1) "Wendy Clear" - Blink 182
2) "Glycerine" - Bush
3) "Gifts and Curses" - YellowCard
4) "Last Train Home" - Lost Prophets
5) "Only One" - YellowCard
6) "Learn to Fly" - Foo Fighters
7) "Vindicated" - Dashboard Confessional
8) "Don't Go Away" - Oasis
9) "Dysentery Gary" - Blink 182
10) "My Own Worst Enemy" - Lit
Top Ten Things From Winter Break '04-'05
1) Canada Joey's 21st B-Day
2) Christmas...presents, food, family, good times
3) Lee family Christmas Bash.... how much Whiskey did Jack Lee Sr. order up....my sister Amber got engaged, that's both sisters now
4) Party Night at Ronald Steele Tay's house, Eddy 40 Hands tradition starts
5) New Years....Craziness, the tradition continues, Pong with a tin foil ball? someone better make a trip to Wal-Mart or something to resolve this issue, despite it's suprising accuracy, falling out of chairs, fun games, pizza, magazines with my girlfriend, my porcelain girlfriend, such a good time, IHOP in the morning with the rest of recovering Buffalo.
6) Doctor's Appointments, X-Rays, MRI, Bloodwork X 2, that's a total of 5 appointments to determine it's a torn lateral meniscus.
7) Napoleon Dynamite
8) Watching all 4 full seasons of Scrubs, and then some....that's mucho Scrubs.
9) Seeing mucho, mucho, mucho people, no really, I saw like a trillion people, ok I lied, but it was definitely a busy break.
10) Can Christmas Tree and Macho Man Randy Savage...."you don't look too excited Reagan"....."yea, let's see some excitement"......"OOOOOHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEAAAAAA"(Reagan)
Top Ten Things I Can Cross Off My To Do List
1) See a Dane Cook show
2) Play pong on a team called "Vomitting Dragon"
3) Co-Found a dodgeball team named "The Dodge-Testicals"
4) Play 21 cup beer pong
5) Play Halo with Nate while John Lampard moons us
6) Have a professor compare the Civil Rights era to water near polar groups that are bonding
7) Recieve homework that has something to do with my future
8) Steal 15 pens from the Center for the Arts complimentary table
9) Get in a car accident while riding a bus
10) reject chips, stearnly with my foot down, "NO" LOL
Top Ten Things That Don't Fit In My Pocket, But I Wish They Did
1) A Fridge - imagine just reaching in and pulling out a six pack of coke and a sammich.
2) A Car - like, oh we're late, hold on, lemme pull my car out of my pocket.
3) A Bed - WAAAALAAA, insta-nap
4) The World - yea, that'd be fucking sweet, but everyone'd be covered in lint
5) A Boat - ohhh there's water in our way huh?
6) A Tank - in case you ever got in a fight, just break out a tank, fight solved.
7) A Club - could come in handy.
8) A Keg - right?
9) A Beach House on the beach - clutch, just pull out a beach house on command
10) Homework - fully completed, ohhh I forgot it, no wait, hold on, here it is.
Top Ten Throws I've Made in my Life
1) Snowball fight Junior year during track practice at the CC Ring playground during indoor when I nailed Kevin "where are my pants" Christner from across the playground right in the head, in quite possibly the best lob shot ever, it was SO far.
2) Jelly Bean through the 2nd floor window of my roommate Junior year of college(it was today) there was a huge box fan in the window turned on and a small 2 inch crack to the right of it, threaded the needle.
3) Snowball fight sophomore year of High School at track practice all I remember was it was 2 on like 9, and we had people running.
4) Flag Football Junior Year of college, back of the endzone like 2 db's, 1 reciever, drags his feet.
Perfect throw, perfect catch.
5) Dan Tischer, Canada Joey's 21st Birthday over Christmas break this year....
Me: Hey Dan, let's have a snowball fight
Dan: alright but you have to stand in one spot when you throw like a duel
Me: this is like a civil war battle, but you know I'm really good at throwing things right?
Dan: shut up, on 3, ready?
.....
Dan misses of course, and he gets hit square in the eye
Me: oh man I'm sorry, but dude I told you I'm good at throwing things
6) South Campus winter of freshman year as Leonard and I prepare to attack some girls track team members waiting for us in the middle of a field playing football or something in like 2 feet of snow, we run up on them, and I nail some girl in the head and another in the ass in our charge, but end up getting tackled when Czubaj chases us down.
7) Well put this one on here, last night, Simone walking away from me on the terrace and I lob a chocolate tin foil coated easter egg at her cause it's all I had, and nail her on the shoulder.
8) One night I threw a noodle in the dinning hall and hit someone I was trying to hit in the face a couple tables away, I think it was Steve Odjo. So what's so hard about that? you throw a noodle across the dinning hall...
9) 8th grade summer, we're at Fletcher playing football one night, and there's a flock of seaguls sitting in the field so we run at them, and I just loft the football and take out a seagul. Feathers fly everywhere and it starts to drop from the sky, only to recover like a foot above the ground and fly away.
10) Casey and Donna are in my room inspecting the pirate gear we'd bought before the Linda Yalem run. and I have my sword in a sheath, so I'm messing around with it I flick the sheathed sword at Casey like "catch", but she's real good at catching. The sword FLIES out of the sheath which stays in my hand. The sword nails Casey right in the forhead. It was a great shot.
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My Top Ten Funny Stories Involving Lindon (if you don't know who Lindon is, I dated her a couple times and she's a wicked cool girl, only she happens to be around for funny things and this is out of pure love of comedy. Also she agreed to the list, cause she loves funny things too. Lindon you can thank Jake for the purple and yellow, his idea.) 1) Clear choice here... Lindon came down to Jamestown to visit Bridget Sardo and I once. Not dating at the time, but we're good friends, and she stops by to go get some food with me. And we have dinner, and come back to my house. So after hanging out for a little while I get a phone call from Alec Pearson who wants to go running, and I call Jake and Travis and Marty and get everyone to agree that we should to go JCC and run some trails. So I'm getting ready to leave, and it's about time for Lindon to go home anyways cause it's a long drive;). So she leaves, then I go out to my car, pull out of the driveway, drive about 10 feet and feel this large 'THUMP', so I'm like, oh shit what did I just run over? I look in my rear view and there's my mailbox, and I'm like, how did that end up in the street, I don't remember hitting that, so I pull off to the side of the road. I walk back to investigate and notice my mailbox is wrecked, and then I look over to the ditch next to my house and notice my newspaper box is laying on the ground next to a blue rearview mirror, a liscense plate, and pieces of plastic bumper.... and I think "oh shit Lindon ran over my mail boxes"...so I go inside and I'm like, mom, Lindon ran over our mail boxes... so later that night I call up Lindon and she's like I didn't even know till I got to like Angola and went to look in my side view mirror and I didn't have one. Despite her driving hardcore down and over a 1 foot ditch. ^I know it's long, but for comedy, really read it, it's hilarious^ 2) Kevin "Where Are My Pants?" Christner the night before homecoming senior year starts making fun of a situation involving parents and my parents leaving town and Lindon coming down for homecoming and spending the night. So he keeps making fun of me, and I flip out and start choking him while our coach Pedro's trying to have a pre-practice meeting. and Jake jumps across a couple pic-nic tables to save Kevin while he's like "dude I can't breath". The girls team starts freaking out, Pedro's real pissed about it. lol, Jake saving Kevin's life. Kevin and I are cool now, though he always misses playing mario tennis. However looking back, it was hilarious. 3) So I'm going to see Jake and Lindon run Cross Country States senior year, and I'm riding with the girls team, and of course we get there late...girls team...but we get to the finish line as Jake's finishing. So the girls team is like, we missed your race but good job. He starts cooling down and runs into Lindon, they have a lil chat, and he's like "hey see ya", Lindon goes "alright later, good luck!". Classic, wishing Jake good luck after he's already raced. 4) So one night Freshman year I go over to Lindon's dorm to spend the night, and we're hanging out and stuff. So I decide to stay over. Only Lindon fails to mention that her roommate Jen Jezorski's parents are coming the next morning. So like I wake up, and I notice that Lindon is up and roaming cause she's not in bed, and I roll over. BAM, there are Jen's parents and younger sister across the room talking to Jen, and they turn and look at me. I'm like, oh man, so I just roll back over and start cracking up silence. 5) So about May our senior year, a couple months after Lindon took out my mailboxes we have a track meet at Hornell and I know Lindon's gonna be there. So I'm thinking...I should take her the liscense and side mirror back. But I forget. So I get to the meet and I'm just sitting around in the bleachers when Lindons dad walks over and sits next to me, and by walks over I mean sneak attack cause I def didn't see him coming, cause I'd have ran probably. So he sits down and starts talking about the meet and a race I just ran, and he goes "yea yea, that was a good race, oh, do you have Lindon's mirror and liscense plate? cause we are going to need those back" and I'm like (OH FUCK I FORGOT) "no, I'll send them I swear". I'm still scared of her dad to this day, though apparently no one else is. 6) The first time I meet Lindon, at Youth Athletics National Championships during the summer between junior and senior year. So we're in the girls hotel room hanging out and chatting it up. Finally just about everyone's left the room and lindon and I are just laying around on her bed chatting, when she says something ridiculous, so I jokingly shover her, only to push her off the bed. I know, so smooth, but it must have been the clincher cause we ended up dating. haha. 7) L.A.P.D. hey, you do love cali, nough said. 8) Going with the previous throwing theme, Lindon, Bridget, and I having a peanut war when we were in Illinois. We're hanging out in their room when I grab the bag of peanuts and start chucking fully shelled peanuts across the room and they start whipping them back. Lemme tell you, peanuts hurt, cause I hit them in the head a couple times. So we get done, Lindon looks at the floor and goes "oh shit". Apparently when fully shelled peanuts hit the wall at high speeds they explode cause there was peanut shell ALL over the hotel room floor. Like a bag of 500 peanuts just exploded in there. But luckily hotels have people to clean that up. 9) Spitting on people in the mall? In New Jersey we're in this 2 story mall when Lindon thinks it'll be fun to spit gum out at people walking below.... 10) "she beat me by a boob!, that's not fair, I mean her boobs are bigger, how can I compete with that when I get to the finish line!?" |