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"Everyone light a candle for Jack Lee who, on 2/4/2004, using only a boot disc and his own stupid, managed to format his hard drive, losing gigs of music and video games, along with a lot of other stuff that I don't really care about."
-Jake Martin
"You're a Whale penis"
=====8-D <----Don King (courtesy of The JIM)
*(šoš)* <----Gizmo from "Gremlins"
:-{ <---pringles dude
"Tom is useless"
"I can't see anything"
"I want you. I want to hold you. I want to kiss you. I want to run my fingers through your hair."
"It's like riding a bicycle when you're five."
"We're like two friends in a burrito."
"We just want to die (long pause of others chatting), see no one cares."
"Dan I'm going to have to purpose to my wife through AIM cause I'm too much of a pussy to do it any other way"
"I wanted to tell the pastor actually we haven't had sex so I don't know everything about her"
"Dan, NEVER THE SUN WILL NEVER SET ON THE KATE"
"She gave you the ole name in the middle trick you know where's there's a list and then right in the middle they put in their name"
"She gave you the say it and run trick now, where you say something you want a reaction to and leave, I do that all the time"
"CHIRSTIAN'S ONLINE GET THE FUCK BACK HERE RIGHT NOW", "BAM!"
"Keep running don't THEY THEY know THAT THAT everyone gets tired? duh come on"
"For comedy's sake stop being a pussy"
"you know how we're not supposed to go near the internet when we're drunk cause we tell all these girls we like them?"
"cause the one's you just want to be friends with, like you, and the ones that want to be friends, you like"
"Vending machines are only suitable as fuck buddies because you can't trust them"
"Did you hear that the terror alert level is at orange? See the way I figure it is, they like to attack New York State, and we're the biggest College in New York, but the thing is they have old maps, so North Campus won't be on their maps. Plus We're the biggest building on South Campus, yah, the way I figure it, we're next."
"I was hoping the police officers wouldn't be like, 'why do you have those bumper stickers on your shirt?' when they were questioning me"
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-Jake Martin
"You're a Whale penis"
=====8-D <----Don King (courtesy of The JIM)
*(šoš)* <----Gizmo from "Gremlins"
:-{ <---pringles dude
"Tom is useless"
"I can't see anything"
"I want you. I want to hold you. I want to kiss you. I want to run my fingers through your hair."
"It's like riding a bicycle when you're five."
"We're like two friends in a burrito."
"We just want to die (long pause of others chatting), see no one cares."
"Dan I'm going to have to purpose to my wife through AIM cause I'm too much of a pussy to do it any other way"
"I wanted to tell the pastor actually we haven't had sex so I don't know everything about her"
"Dan, NEVER THE SUN WILL NEVER SET ON THE KATE"
"She gave you the ole name in the middle trick you know where's there's a list and then right in the middle they put in their name"
"She gave you the say it and run trick now, where you say something you want a reaction to and leave, I do that all the time"
"CHIRSTIAN'S ONLINE GET THE FUCK BACK HERE RIGHT NOW", "BAM!"
"Keep running don't THEY THEY know THAT THAT everyone gets tired? duh come on"
"For comedy's sake stop being a pussy"
"you know how we're not supposed to go near the internet when we're drunk cause we tell all these girls we like them?"
"cause the one's you just want to be friends with, like you, and the ones that want to be friends, you like"
"Vending machines are only suitable as fuck buddies because you can't trust them"
"Did you hear that the terror alert level is at orange? See the way I figure it is, they like to attack New York State, and we're the biggest College in New York, but the thing is they have old maps, so North Campus won't be on their maps. Plus We're the biggest building on South Campus, yah, the way I figure it, we're next."
"I was hoping the police officers wouldn't be like, 'why do you have those bumper stickers on your shirt?' when they were questioning me"
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